#batcula

[rambites]

some mons from the past. :3

[mygotholdladyheart]

Imagine being Dracula right now.

You made this grand plan to arrive in London and feast on the masses who refuse to believe in the supernatural, except along the way you got a little too hungry and had an unexpected crash landing in Whitby. Stuck creeping in the graveyard by day of this small town, you're surprised when a beautiful young lady litteraly sleep walks her way to your exact resting place. You decided to have a tasty treat, when her best gal pal rudely interrupts your meal! This slight can't be accepted! Plus that sleep walking girl was very hot and you do need a new wife...It's decided, you'll keep feeding off her and maybe turn her, if that rude friend of hers doesn't get in the way, before you're off to London.

Alas the time has come for you to be away, that dastardly women kept interrupting your feeding so the beautifull sleep walker still lives, but you have more important things to do in London, so you're off! Upon arriving in London and settling into your new crypt a hulking man comes whispering to your door about how your his new Master and he'll do anything you want because you're going to reward him. Right?! There will be rewards. He's been so good and really deserves rewards. You watch as the large man is set upon by orderlys from the nearby sanitarium and physically dragged away. What a weird fucking night, but hey new servant so that's cool. Though he is restrained in the hospital, so that maybe a problem...Oh well back to my Dracula shit.

Then three night later your lunatic is back whispering at your door again! This man really has a hankering for your rewards and an uncanny ability to escape the hospital where he's supposed to be locked up. Could be a useful fellow, so you decide to batcula it up and go tell him to return peacefully to his padded cell. You must fly to London and get yourself a meal to go and don't have time for his ravings tonight. Plus he's bringing a lot of attention to your new hiding spot and you really don't like that. You fly off as he's being escorted back to the hospital and upon arriving in London you find none other than the strange sleepwalking beauty, who has apparently followed you here! And her nosy friend who kept stopping you from having as much time as you wanted with her is no where around! What a tremendous surprise and delight! This whole coming to London thing is really working out. All ups for your boy Dracula. Well time to dine and dash. This should be fun.

[askvladdraculatepes]

Could you show us your bat form?

"Alright, since you asked so nicely. Behold!"

"Small yet vicious still! And perfect for hiding away in the hood of my wife's cloak when I don't want to deal with people for the day."

[mcchipisfried]

Dracula notes from the 13th of August. I spot a batcula.

[paracosm299]

I need a sitcom about Mina vs Batcula, where Batcula flies around the house while Mina chases him with a broom. Every time she lands a hit, she adds a tally under her name on the “Mina vs Bat” scoreboard.

[stillblazingstars]

“But the fact is that whilst the Professor was talking there came a big bat and sat on the window-sill. “

Soooo…. Drac was eavesdropping and only caught part of the convo?

So many other moments in today’s diaries…

But I keep seeing this big bat leaning against the window pane, wriggling around, trying to find the best place to listen in because he hasn’t gotten that invite yet. Then suddenly some Cowboy takes aim.

[askvladdraculatepes]

Looks at bat Dracula "My name is Yelizaveta. I'm reading Notre Dame de Paris, by Victor Hugo. I always heard about this classic, but it's my first time reading it." She can't really believe she is talking to a bat, but she actually is finding this entertaining. "Uh, do you like to read?" She asks. If he talks he probably reads, right? "What's your name by the way?"

"Pleasure meeting you, Yelizaveta. It sounds like you're enjoying some good literature by the sound of it." //The bat tilts his head slightly, leaning down just enough to start lapping up some of the wine given to him. "I certainly do, yes. My library is probably more expansive than any human library will be... With maybe a few exceptions. I certainly am looking forward to getting back to my collection, I've got a bunch of notes I need to work on and have been meaning to reread some of the medical books I got my hands on back in the day. I'm working on a little pet project back home, nothing special." //At the question he seems to smile a little, nonchalantly lifting his head out of the glass. "I suppose there is no harm in telling you my name, hm? You seem trustworthy enough, for now. My name is count Vlad Dracula Tepes, and so long as you shelter me in your home no harm shall befall you."

[askvladdraculatepes]

Bat Dracula can you suck fruit

Here have apple 🍎

"I can suck fruit, yes. though I am a vampire bat by nature and blood is my preferred diet, I won't say no to a juicy apple like that. Thank you for the gift, mysterious stranger! You really get peckish from all that flying eventually."