Nov 19, 2018
Mom: have you thought about what you're gonna ask Santa for Christmas?
Girl: an iPhone
Mom: you're not getting an iphone
Girl: but why???
Mom: because you're 3!!
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Mom: have you thought about what you're gonna ask Santa for Christmas?
Girl: an iPhone
Mom: you're not getting an iphone
Girl: but why???
Mom: because you're 3!!
I wore my authentic 20s dress to the gatsby premiere and laughed at all the girls that “dressed up” in their “20s outfits”.
Who’s the OG hipster now skanky bitches?
Learn your decades of fashion and then we can talk.
Also don’t stand in the bathroom and talk about how much you loved the soundtrack. I don’t think I’ve ever been more disappointed in a soundtrack in my entire life.
Go home and put some clothes on. It’s the 20s. Stop listening to JayZ and also stop thinking you are cool.
Rage, over.