#bathroom joke

[scattered-irises]

FOUND THIS HORRIBLE THING FROM A YEAR AGO

Something something Chris onesie, meeting him in the men’s restroom with all his clothes off because of his onesie, something something bad astronomy pun here

Why didn’t the astronaut have lunch? Because he already ate a MEATeor

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[alia-beloved]

Mo, a raging bisexual: WHAT DO YOU HAVE THAT I DON'T!!

Stella, a raging lesbian: ...an unproblematic dating preference.

[subtleshenanigans]

Kinda TMI but also I have to phrase this because I found it hilarious.

Good news: My stomach pain isn’t as bad!

Bad news: The bathroom is no longer a hospitable environment

[newriverartist]

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[ephemeraobscura]

"WE The Committee on the Whole have decided to let the Matter drop." - postcard, c. 1900s.

[butt-fuzz]

*getting to go to the bathroom after holding it in for a long time*

me: LET IT GO! LET IT GO!! CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE!!!

[theresmyshipsailing]

This week I did what no girl had the courage to do: go to the bathroom alone