#batim incorrect quote

[crooked-empire]

Norman: What you looking at?

Sammy: Wally is looking for his keys again

Norman: How come he loses them so often?

Sammy: *spinning the keys on his finger* I don't know

Norman: Why do I even bother with you two?

[crooked-empire]

Joey: look at that! Unacceptable!

Henry: Joey...they are sharing a bowl of ice cream

Joey: they didn't even offer us some!

[crooked-empire]

Norman: there he goes again, sobbing his sorry ass away, someone stop mister Drew before I shove a projector on his head

Thomas: careful with your words, it will bite you back someday

-years later-

Projectionist: well shit

[crooked-empire]

Joey when Henry left: that's it, I will be taking the toons and the kids

Henry: wh- we don't have kids

Joey: yeah, cause you just lost em

[crooked-empire]

Bendy and Bond: *cuddling during winter on the couch*

Henry: reminds me of when we were younger

Joey: reminds me that this is my son and a tiny prick

[crooked-empire]

Norman: hey boss, some reels got damaged by ink aga-

Joey: *under Sammy and Henry, and leaning on Wally* mister Polk, we talk later

[crooked-empire]

Joey: Well, my father used to say! "The elves help me craft the shoes!"

Sammy; must've been hard growing up with a drug addict

[crooked-empire]

Bond: mom, how did you and Allison get together?

Malice: you see sweetie, Henry paid me 50 bucks to ask her out, I got 50 bucks, a date, and Henry asking for his money back because "using a knife to get the money" is not fair enough