#batman lb

[toastytostada]

Important note: Bruce disapproves of firing guns, not of using them like a baseball bat

[popp1n]

S 3 ep 14

IVY IS MARRIED???? TO A GUY????? SOME SHMUCK FROM ARKHAM'S STAFF?

And she has 2 (TWO) kids???????

Is this a time skip? How long ago did she rehabilitate? Tf.

Weren't she and Harley doing bank robberies and sjit earlier in the season?? Or was that late season 2?

She says that it was years or a long time ago. HOW LONG!

Oh she can't have kids. That socks. Girl gonna make me cry. Fuck.

I'm placing a bet. I bet it's the husband.

[343789359]

i love the direction they’re taking the batman’s foil concept like the dark knight tried to make a point about like human nature and inherent darkness or whatever but so far this specifically seems to be about vigilantism/justice/power/trust/lone wolfism its interesting. and i just watched the pcd video about peeping toms and he included the scene where bruce spied on selina as an example which is entirely valid bcus like no matter what it is still voyeurism and what he was talking about but i do think that wasn’t necessarily like just ‘oh we have a sexy actress lets use this as an excuse to get her naked’ specifically because she keeps her top on i feel like they might have been trying to reinforce the fact bruce is like a weird fucking person who is more like the riddler than we the audience should be comfortable with. esp since they cast the riddler as like a reddit incel dude

[popp1n]

DID RICHARD MF GRAYSON JUST SAY HIS SPECIALTY WAS PEANUT BUTTER AND SARDINE PIE????????!?!?!?! Hun...plz no.

[popp1n]

Watching batman the animated series for the first time in it's entirety (as someone with passing knowledge of the franchise and growing interest in the fandom)

Ep: cat and the claw part 1

Oh my god they weren't kidding about the police blimps

The intro goes hard.

CAT WOMAN ALREADY???!?!?

Why do they stack trash cans like that? That has to have taken more work than necessary. Also, this is an apartment building and your telling me that they are using that kind of trashcan? No.

Already starting with the playboy stuff. He looks so uncomfortable with the attention actually.

SELINA KYLE.

She can afford a date with him for 10000 but doesn't have a different lipstick from cat catburgling? Be fr.

She really made a statement with the 10000 though.

SHE DIDNT EVEN WANT THE DATE? BUT HE INSISTS. HES BLUSHING. OMG. THIS EARLY????? CATBAT THIS FREAKING EARLY?!?!??!

Does she know?????

Where did those guys even get a machine gun like that? How?

That one guy in particular should not have passed his driving test. What was that maneuver sir?

Strike my previous statement. They stole the guns from the U.S. navy.

BATMAN JUST ROLLED LIKE TUMBLEWEED. BE FR.

COMMISIONER GORDON MY BELOVED (Platonically)

Wait so is the police actively working with batman or is this a batman&gordon off the record thing. Cuz they are hiding in an alleyway

Note: red claw the terrorist (no photo) is a problem

SHE DOESNT KNOW. I REPEAT SHE DOESNT KNOW.

that vanity gives me either aristocat or lady an the tramp vibes. I can't remember what movie scene I'm thinking of.

She has the same cat in her apartment. I swear if bruce doesn't get it upon seeing it and knowing she cares for big cats istg.

SHE HAS IT BAD FOR BATMAN MY GOD. GIRL.

(The secretary knows she's a burgler)

Bruce. My guy. I know your being nice and all. And that you like her. But my god. (He didn't get it.)

Ok that guy is a douche. Why would you reveal your secret piano code to someone you know isn't going to be happy with you?!

I'm calling it. She's gonna steal hardcore from him.

Second thought. Why is the small scale planning diorama under a piano code?

THATS RED CLAW?!

She pretty. Loving that outfit.

WHY ARE THEY ALL WEARING FEDORAS? WHAT IS THIS?!

WHAT WAS MANUVER TO GET DOWN THE ROPE BATMAN? HELICOPTER HELICOPTER AHH SHIT.

He struck a deal. Mannnnnn he knows exactly how shit scared these guys are of him.

SHES PULLING A HEIST. I CALLED IT!

WHY WOJLD YOU USE THE SAME CODE FOR MORE THAN ONE THING???????????? Bad guys are so dummmmmbmbmbmbmbm.

THERES A CAMERA IN THE SKULL. NO WONDER THE CAMERA FOCUSED ON IT SO MUCH.

Selina what is that camera girl.

SHES IN THE VENTS (obligatory among us joke)

The vents are so large. Is it like this for every building in gotham? (Untapped fanfic potential)

Cat shaped caltrops. I love this.

BATMAN SAVED HER!!!!

Omg she's kissing him. Omg he likes her back.

"The thing between us is the law" like your a law abiding citizen? This is why you get no bit

SHE THREW HIM OFF A ROOF FOR THAT STATEMENT!!!! Good for her.

There is an underground military base. No wonder redclaw wants that land.

SELINA HAS A STALKER AND THE STALKER HAS A MUPPET FACE

Idk if this is the first ep of the series cuz I'm watching this on Amazon prime. But if it is, dang is this a good first episode

[343789359]

AND i think the stark difference it has to any noir story despite it being v clearly like a noir tribute is the fact that bruce is obsessive takes initiative where classically the detective is reluctant and dragged into things + bruce actually trusts his cop confidant where usually in noirs the cop character is casually corrupt/uncaring/out for the wrong cause which in turn validates the necessity for the detective character as a counterbalance for justice. i’m interested to see how they play selina as the femme fatale bcus so far she has a very straightforward agenda despite her past while he is the one trying to use her and keep her in the dark which again. flips most noir narratives

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assuming they’re not going to be allowed to use the rest of the justice league in the follow up movies i hope bella and bruce get the equivalent of like a clark and bruce dynamic

[skywitchmaja]

if there’s no catwoman in the next batman movie then what’s the fucking point? *kicks rocks*