#batsymcchicken

[nyctosaurid]

batsymcchicken replied to your post: honest opinions: whats the best pet robot

kamelion

hey you know the fact that i asked about pet robots specifically makes this answer up there with the worst things ive ever heard

[holomoriarty]

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i feel as if i have been personally attacked

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dizzy why did you make me read this with my own two eyes

[leliwardens]

boyfriend for sale, gently used, won’t stop harassing me with straight!minx content

free to a good home

[carrionbeast]

batsymcchicken replied to your post: batsymcchicken reblogged your photoset:special...

i like to think eric jammed the elevator before pizzazz could and she screamed at him for a solid hour because she wanted to inconvenience him first

She’s screaming at him while he’s giving her a piggyback ride up 35 flights of stairs.

[carrionbeast]

batsymcchicken reblogged your photoset:special fuck you shout out to the misfits and eric...

#THEY DO WHAT THEY WANT#LEAVE THEM ALONE#THEY HAD TO MAKE SURE IT WAS TALLER THAN STARLIGHT MUSIC#pizzazz has an office at the very top floor i bet you anything#just because she can#they managed to break the elevator and eric had to climb the stairs all the way to the top to yell at them#U KNOW ITS TRUE#jem and the holograms#the misfits#hgfhdjgf beautiful#im laughin#everything they do is so unnecessary i luv it

i refuse to believe for one second that eric didn’t make sure he could climb that exact amount of stairs before he even signed the lease just so he could escape the misfits by breaking the elevator himself and making them climb it with 6 inch heels on

[leliwardens]

callout post for @batsymcchicken

eats frozen pizza, not cold, frozen

gets his hands stuck together w marshmallows

burned his fingers forgetting metal gets hot

drinks milk despite being lactose intolerant

can, has, and will eat whole cucumbers

add ur own receipts if u got them

[leliwardens]

tfw ur datefriend is a walking human disaster

[pbandfluff]

BIRTH

BIRTH