MICHELE BACHMANN (AND GOD) HATE RAINBOWS
Michele Bachmann threatened to leave Minnesota over marriage equality and for her own mortal safety. Here's a doosie of a quote to a news anchor,
"I don't know what it will be, Bruce," she said, "it could be an earthquake. It could be a volcano. It could be some sort of flesh eating virus. All I know is that God does not let homosexuality go unpunished, and Minneapolis is next in line for his wrath.
"It breaks my heart to think that the Democrats are willing to play politics with the lives of so many Minnesotans. And I hate to leave so many of my constituents behind, but I urge them - please, please - follow my example and get your loved ones to safety before it's too late."
Well it passed. Congratulations Minnesota, no gay flesh-eating virus yet. Please, no one follow her example, or her anywhere. And where will she go? And where does the congresswoman think the least gay place in the world is?
"I've heard wonderful things about Eugene [Oregon]," she says, "and I think congressman DeFazio may be vulnerable to a challenge. They're the nicest people in the world out there, I'm sure we'd be welcomed with open arms."