upon request: 10 (100% ACCURATE) FACTS ABOUT BONDS
(as directed at people who actually don't know about sasuke and naruto's Bonds, for the purposes of education and general bawndz awareness)
1. the story of Naruto is all about the long history of ninja boyfriends betraying one another and their respective bromances breaking up and ruining everything generation after generation, and how nar and sauce are fated to break that cycle. by getting married.
2. the first time they ever appeared together in the manga they actually kissed on the mouth (albiet due to typical zany manga shenanigans)
but still
3. this one time when they were babbies sasuke literally died to save nar and his last thoughts were all about the nar and nar cradled him in his arms in his "last" moments (I might as well just end the list here)
4. Their moms (both dead obviously) were friends so if they had lived, they would have had cute baby barbecues together. I think about this a lot
5. The climactic turning point of nar is when the sauce gets overwhelmed by a bunch of shit and basically betrays his bro (brotrayal) to leave the village and go ROGUE AVENGER. They have the most epic fight ever while nar internally monologues about how all their rivalry was just stubbornness because he didn't want to admit that he really looked up to the sauce and they've been unspoken friends since they were like tiny children. I cry every time I watch it this is not a joke
~ iconic bawndz image ~
6. When they first come face to face again after the big Brotrayal (and a three year timeskip where everyone gets grown up and sexy) sasuke ninja jumps down from a cliff to put his arm around naruto and whisper seductively on his neck about all this BS like how he severed their bawndz and now he's gonna kill him and blah blah. I ask you. What is the tactical advantage of abandoning the higher ground to go whisper on someone's neck? Nothing. Unless your strategy is corrupted by bawndz. just sayin
7. Somewhere out there is a magical individual who actually makes their living (I'm assuming?) drawing naruto/sasuke doujinshis. And they have been doing so for YEARS and every one is beautiful and not only overwhelms me with bawndz feelings but has a great story and is a great comic??? LIKE COMIC WISE?11!? so every thanksgiving I give thanks for 10-Rankai because that's just too good a thing to be real. sob
8. There was a naruto movie called "Bonds" yes that was the entire title
9. I'm not one to make declarations about fictional characters' sexual orientations, because that is stupid. That being said, sasuke is a huge gay 100% would never kiss a lady, trust me I'm an expert
10. nobody has the authority to dispute any of the above points