“Volunteer Fire Department? More like Volunteer Fool Department.”
He must admit, the eldest orphan isn’t entirely wrong. V.F.D. has done a lot of dumb things, Olaf sure knows all about it, having been one of the victims of this organization. But as much as he’s tried to keep the Baudelaires away from it, though using some rough methods, joining it seems as inevitable for them as it does for anyone who had the misfortune of being born in a family of volunteers.
“Your parents were a part of it,” he shrugs. “They were foolish enough.”










