-Jeeves briefly wrenched from Bertie's employment when the startup he was hired through goes belly up
-Spode super-canceled
-Ten women go viral for exposing "Tuppy from London"
-Stiffy dumps Stinker for refusing to try pegging. (Bertie: Trying jeggings, did she say? JEEVES: No, sir. BERTIE: Ah. Speaking of jeggings-- JEEVES: No, sir.) Jeeves eventually reveals a Bible verse that convinces Stinker pegging can be a god-honoring experience
-Ukridge re-canceled
-Lady Constance furious with entire younger Threepwood generation after finding their groupchat where they have a running tournament to see who can bait her into saying the most unhinged thing about Mr BaXtEr
-Mr Mulliner and the Oldest Member have competing 132-part TikTok stories
- Stilton threatens Bertie's life for saying "all coppers are blighters"
-Rodney Spelvin gives up on his Timothy Bobbin poetry after entering a charity livestream of Winnie the Pooh's Home Run Derby
-Ukridge debuts 4th, uncanceled alt account; Corky exposes him to Gawker
-George Cyril Wellbeloved accuses Psmith of cosplaying socialism and Psmith deflects by explaining polyamory to him
-Lady Constance takes Lord Emsworth's iPad away because he won't stop looking at his livestream of the Empress sleeping
-Sir Roderick Glossop recommends Bertie LSD, first combatively and later as a friend. Jeeves starts quoting Reefer Madness around the home ("It has been observed that if you do drugs, sir, you go to Hell before you die." "And who observed that, Jeeves?" "The late Captain Lou Albano, sir, speaking in his capacity as Super Mario.")
-Rosie M. Banks writes billionaire CEO Marine shifter omegaverse HEA romance; Lady Constance considers inviting her to Blandings but then actually picks up a book and is immensely disturbed by their taboo themes of marrying poor people
-Aunt Dahlia was really into the DIY zine scene and refuses to take Milady's Boudoir digital
-Bingo in hot water after throwing little Algernon's iPad into the fireplace over a Baby Shark incident
-Literally everyone assumes Baxter and Lady Constance are having an affair, but finally Julia hires someone to hack their Facebook DMs, and it's just the driest, most autistically formal exchanges any two human beings have ever produced and Julia is like 😑 Connie... only you would pick a man so stuffy that neither of you even thinks of having an affair in the middle of your affair
I'm actually starting to believe that Baxter may have become Wodehouse's way of venting a little bit about one of his wife's young men who was getting particularly irritating and officious, because as I've mentioned before, that guy existed in real life, his name was Bobby Denby, and Baxter never appeared again after Denby finally faded away for good in the 1930s and 40s.
The timeline is important here: Baxter predates Denby, with his first appearance being in 1915's Something Fresh. But his role is quite different there: he's essentially a well-meaning man trying to do his job, and at the end he's vindicated and restored to Lord Emsworth's good graces. In 1921, Denby shows up and joins the Wodehouse household, where he remains off and on for over a decade. In 1923, after a few attempts at creating a humorous earl's family with an overbearing sister, Wodehouse finally returns to Blandings and introduces the sister character who sticks, in the form of Lady Constance Keeble. Who in this first book does have an actual husband attached--Joe Keeble, like Wodehouse, has a beloved stepdaughter, and immediately after marrying, he turned his bank account over to his wife exactly as Wodehouse claims to have done (although his biographers feel this may have been an obfuscating piece of fiction). In later stories, the cast was pared down, and she and Lord Emsworth play out a number of takes on Wodehouse being pressured by his wife to socialize, wear formal clothes, do anything besides talk about his hyperfixation, and so forth. In essence, she becomes the wife figure to Lord Emsworth, with perhaps a bonus for Wodehouse in that this excludes any possible presumption by the readers that the characters are having sex.
Concurrently with Lady Constance's introduction, Baxter is, for the first time, an overbearing figure and enemy to Lord Emsworth's way of life. Most crucially, we see from their first scene that Lady Constance dotes on him and is an essential part of maintaining his power over Lord Emsworth. They feed off each other, with Baxter performing the hour-to-hour micromanagement and repairing to Lady Constance as enforcer whenever Lord Emsworth tries to assert himself. In Something Fresh he was acting to protect (what he assumed was) Lord Emsworth's property, with some justifiable personal investment in the Blandings museum, which Lord Emsworth happily left in his care. In Leave it to Psmith, he's setting Lord Emsworth's schedule and making him do things he hates. He "suggests" to Lady Constance that Lord Emsworth should go to meet one of her guests in London while the weather is nice at Blandings. Then when Lord Emsworth protests, Baxter counters that he couldn't possibly take responsibility for canceling the trip. Lord Emsworth would have to take it up with Lady Constance! In Summer Lightning and The Crime Wave At Blandings, we see the same repeating pattern of Lady Constance (sharing some traits with Ethel Wodehouse) trying to reintroduce him as a fixture in the household, where he threatens to plague the life out of Lord Emsworth, with whom Wodehouse himself identified the most out of any of his characters. In his final appearance, 1939's Uncle Fred in the Springtime, he's only there visiting with his new employer, and by all accounts, Denby had basically faded out of the Wodehouse household by then.
Now, obviously this isn't a one to one match; Wodehouse was happily married, whereas Lord Emsworth and Lady Constance are siblings who basically hate each other, and while Wodehouse admitted to hating all the same responsibilities Lord Emsworth hates, he clearly had a sense of humor about Lord Emsworth's total lack of interest in playing the host, reading his mail, or doing any of his duties as an earl. He understands that Lady Constance is tasked with a lot in keeping the household up to snuff, and that Baxter is perfectly capable of thriving under a more conventional employer. All I'm suggesting is that Wodehouse may have been drawing on certain minor frustrations when he was crafting these storylines, and that if so, we can make sense out of Lady Constance's attitude toward Baxter. From Summer Lightning on, she is indistinguishable from a woman in love, but there's no acknowledgment in the text that her behavior is odd in any way. She is not textually in love, but neither is it ever said that she thinks of him as a son, or a close platonic friend. If she were a man in her forties being described as "a devoted admirer" of a young female employee, and moreover, making repeated desperate attempts to get her back into his home on a permanent basis, there would be little question of what's going on. If it were genuinely platonic, we would have to be reassured of that in the text, and probably other characters would still make assumptions about their relationship. But Lady Constance's nearest and dearest have no reaction to Lady Constance announcing, "I shall never feel easy in my mind until Mr. Baxter is back in his old place," or, "Mr. Baxter was the most wonderfully capable man I ever met." When she turns scarlet upon hearing him insulted, nobody sees this as strange, even though he's a mere former employee whom she knew for eighteen months, during which time she was married. There's nothing questionable about her speaking to him alone in her boudoir, as happens on several occasions.
Now, in A Damsel in Distress (1919), we see an earlier form of the eventual Blandings ensemble, slightly refined from their actual first appearances in Something Fresh. Lord Marshmoreton is bossed around by his sister Lady Caroline, whereas Lord Emsworth would not acquire Lady Constance until Leave it to Psmith in 1923. Lord Marshmoreton is also afflicted by an efficient, bespectacled secretary, in his case one Alice Faraday. Alice considers Lady Caroline an ally in corralling Lord Marshmoreton, but they have no close relationship, and she later doubts whether Lady Caroline has spoken to her directly even a dozen times. Once Alice is safely married off to his step-nephew (long story), Lord Marshmoreton immediately moves to install a more agreeable secretary: Billie Dore, a sensible young actress who shares his passion for roses and gardening. And in this case, there's certainly an ulterior motive in his wish to have a certain young person under his roof: they too end up married by the end of the book. In The Small Bachelor, Mrs. Waddington (yet another of Wodehouse's formidable stepmother characters!) has one Lord Hunstanton as a sort of pseudo-Baxter: he's a young man she keeps around the household because she admires his title and upper class English manners. He, meanwhile, is one of Wodehouse's dude characters--the Waddington family means free meals, so he's happy to hang about, impressing their guests and serving as a general ornament. He and Mrs. Waddington are not having an affair, but the text addresses what people are liable to assume. At the climax of the story, Mrs. Waddington and Lord Hunstanton are discovered locked in an apartment together, after a standard Wodehousean scheme-gone-wrong. Despite their innocence, the rest of the cast comes to certain conclusions, and because it's a 1920s comedy, they can't argue their way out of it. There's no acceptable reason for an unmarried man and woman to be alone in a room together. This is the tool Wodehouse uses to end Mrs. Waddington's tyranny over her stepdaughter and the main hero. She can no longer stand in the way of their marriage. Her outraged husband finally seizes authority of the household, and dismisses Lord Hunstanton from said household--though in passing, it doesn't seem like Mr. Waddington ever suspected any infidelity before this. Mrs. Waddington's attitude towards Lord Hunstanton was never remarkably affectionate.
So as far as I can tell, Baxter and Lady Constance are unique among all the cross-sex relationships in Wodehouse. There are others with similar constructions, but only in this case is the relationship one of such intensity, only in this case does it recur through several stories, and only in this case is there such an unspoken assumption that absolutely no one has reason to suspect anything. In part this is because younger men are not expected to pursue older women. Women are considered to have a sell-by date; fictional men are not generally considered targets to be pursued by a viewpoint character, and if they are, then that viewpoint is presumed to be a young woman. And in the case of Baxter and Lady Constance specifically, they exist in order to be the disapproving forces who prevent cross-class relationships from happening. They're too strict and censorious for the audience to think they could be having a physical affair behind the scenes. Even if Baxter didn't show interest in "Myra Schoonmaker", proving that he has his sights set on a suitable marriage, it would just be impossible for these characters to imagine such a thing.
But it is possible that they could have a romantic interest in one another. Baxter is self-involved to the extreme; he does not fall in love at first sight in the way Wodehouse's wholesome young men do; but he is capable of thoughts that are "softer", as we are told objectively by the narrator, and looks that are, at least in intention, "admiring, almost loving". This on the basis of several hours' acquaintance with the false Miss Schoonmaker. So it's not out of the question that he could feel something for the woman who provokes the vast majority of his positive feelings in canon. It's very rare that Baxter--at least when we see him--is feeling anything but suspicious or irritated, but in those few moments where he approves of something or is said to be gladdened or feeling relief, it's related to Lady Constance.
(Incidentally, the other individuals who prompt positive feelings are Eve Halliday (briefly considers her pretty), the undercover detective in Leave it to Psmith (considers her reliable), J. Horace Jevons ("this golden-hearted Chicagoan"), Sue Brown ('nuff said), and, surprisingly, Uncle Fred, Pongo and Polly, whom he evaluates as pleasant and pretty, respectively, before their true menace is revealed.)
So why is this possibility never, ever questioned by anyone? These are two deeply snobbish people separated by class and (lack of) wealth. Lady Constance marries two commoners, but they're both multi-millionaires, which Baxter is not. Rupert Baxter the character would certainly want heirs to his name that Lady Constance can no longer provide, and no doubt his instincts as a secretary would revolt at jeopardizing his career by marrying a former employer's sister. There's also the fact that they've already spent eighteen months under the same roof, and she was married to someone else the entire time. Even today, that fact would excite comment if they later became involved.
But why is it so completely impossible that there might be even a one-sided interest between them? Why is it not even seen as worthy of debunking within the story? The closest we get is Baxter's interest in Sue Brown, whom he marks down as the future Mrs Baxter shortly after his friendship with Lady Constance is really developed on screen. But still, we are not told, "There was nothing between him and Lady Constance, and there never would be, because they saw each other as [fill in the platonic blank]."
To my mind, the best explanation is that they were modeled off a relationship where no form of sex or exclusive relationship was ever on the table to begin with. Ethel Wodehouse's young men were there for flirting and company at social events, no more. Denby was the only one who stayed around for very long. So what does Lady Constance want from Baxter, aside from doing his job? Why is it so important, during that stretch between Leave it to Psmith and The Crime Wave at Blandings, that he and no one else should be Lord Emsworth's secretary? She wants him around to dote on and gush over, with the assurance that they have a special kind of relationship he shares with no one else; more intense than a patron and her protege, but not an outright romance. It's a crush that can be indulged because there is no possibility of anything more, because those were the terms Wodehouse accepted in his own marriage.
Noel Bushnell, in his 2015 essay "The Rodney Spelvin Theory", suggested that Wodehouse's short story Jane Gets off the Fairway was a way of admonishing Ethel for overstepping with Denby, and it does seem likely that it could have been a way of venting. But from what I've read, it seems clear that Wodehouse was fully aware of Ethel's flirtations, and in fact facilitated and encouraged them. McCrum recounts a sit-down he had with one of them in the early stages of his involvement with the household:
Rodney Spelvin is definitely closer than Baxter to the man Bobby Denby seems to have been; less puritanical middle manager and more ladies' man. (I think it should be noted, though, that Rodney is later rehabilitated through the holy power of golf, and even brought into the family by marrying William's sister Anastasia.)
There must have been a line somewhere in the Wodehouse marriage, because Ethel was furious about Wodehouse's own affair with a chorus girl named Fleur Marsden, which she discovered after finding a receipt for a Tiffany bracelet in the trash. Again, it's not clear what constituted "an affair", but it must have been crossing some boundary if he hid it from her. Wodehouse was introduced to Fleur by Guy Bolton, who laughingly referred to the affair as "Plum's one wild oat", so it may have been sexual, or Bolton may simply have assumed that everyone worked like him.
Considering that both the Jane-Rodney and Baxter-Lady Constance relationships are devoid of sex, I think it's less that Wodehouse "looked the other way", as some have put it, and more that the Wodehouses had an open marriage, only without the sex. If my theory is correct that Baxter reflects Bobby Denby to a certain degree, that would explain both circumstances, the Wodehouse marriage and the Baxter-Lady Constance relationship. Because sex and a full-fledged romantic relationship are so thoroughly off the table for these two fictional characters, it must also have been a firmly understood boundary within the Wodehouse marriage, to the degree that Wodehouse thought it was self-evident that no such relationship could ever exist between Baxter and Lady Constance.
As to Baxter vanishing from the Blandings stories after being a fairly major player from the beginning, I've discussed that elsewhere. Critics have explained this by saying that he was a more realistic character who didn't fit into the farces that Wodehouse wanted to write, but he serves very well in some of the best farces, so I think it's more a combination of factors:
1. A character with his cannot believably be stuck on Blandings forever, and we see that by his last appearance in Uncle Fred in the Springtime, he's moved on, and also moved up in the world by finding employment with a Duke. He won't go lower, either, and there's nowhere higher to take him without giving the character real power.
2. He and Galahad are like oil and water, and Gally really becomes the main viewpoint character after Springtime. They just can't be written in direct opposition, because if Baxter takes a domineering attitude, which he always does, Gally will kick immediately where Ashe, Psmith, Uncle Fred, have all been content to toy with Baxter in ways that extend the plot. Note that in their one shared book, Summer Lightning, Gally and Baxter never speak to one another directly, and they're carefully oriented so they never have reason to concentrate on each other for too long.
3. In one of Wodehouse's diary entries from prison camp (printed in Donaldson's biography), he says that the main Kommandant "thinks everyone a crook--like Baxter". This is the only reference to any of his characters that I've seen in that diary, and it identifies Baxter with a very major player in Wodehouse's personal misery. He finished Uncle Fred just before he and Ethel were captured at Le Touquet, and Baxter never appears again.
However, it's also true that:
4. Bobby Denby was also out of their lives and household at this point, though he popped back up briefly in the 40s. In his final appearance, Baxter is no longer trying to get back into Blandings, and he's only there as someone else's employee. Something about his writing is only half-developed: he suddenly skips out on work to go to a fancy dress ball, with no explanation given for this departure from character until Wodehouse modified the plot for the abridged version. Lady Constance has no reaction to this strange behavior, and finally Baxter is forcibly removed from the plot with knockout drops, taken on very dubious advice from a known impostor. He's absent from the rest of the book, never seen again, and not even mentioned until decades later in Service With a Smile, where we learn briefly that he's working for a millionaire in Pittsburgh. All in all, his deployment is half-hearted, and runs counter to several well-established character traits. Coupled with the fact that there are about five different heavies by the end of the book--it feels like Wodehouse didn't have much inspiration left for Baxter.
Lady Constance has also abandoned her secretary quest in Springtime. In Service With a Smile, she's engaged Lavender Briggs, whom we're told is actually better at her job than Baxter--and thus worse. The sum total of Lady Constance's reaction to her? "Thank you, Miss Briggs." That's it. One sentence. None of the raptures that Baxter used to inspire. There's a new autocrat who makes his way into Lord Emsworth's household through her, in the form of the Duke of Dunstable, but in his case we are told the romance between them is dead and never coming back. And in one book she and the narrator actually forget it ever happened 🤪. She's also willing to be deeply annoyed by the Duke; as soon as he arrives, his presence becomes a negative for both her and Lord Emsworth. Clearly there was something special about Baxter, and by 1939 in our world, that something had vanished. Was that something also present in Wodehouse's own life, a uniquely annoying member of the home who operated with the authority of the female head of household, and could not be directly opposed by the hapless and non-confrontational male? I've begun to think the answer is yes.
This is the song that actually begins my Baxtance playlist, but since the death of 8tracks, we've lost the ability to put this type of little indie song on fanmixes unless we host a downloadable folder of songs.
the r/Wodehouse subreddit moved to restricted posts just when I was getting ready to bring this to them... the mod last posted on Reddit 3 years ago so I suppose this is the end. anyway this is Summer Lightning
I've been thinking wistfully about the lost Blandings show with the episode that adapted The Crime Wave at Blandings, because it could be the only visual adaptation of Lady Constance and Baxter actually being friends!!
However, I think it might be impossible to film this exactly as it was written, because without the narration from other books making things clear, it does come across exactly like she's trying to get her lover back into the house.
To say nothing of Baxter being described as an "incubus", we also have her feelings being described as "ardent". When he leaves, this is described as one of the only the only things that could have distracted her from the Beach-air gun issue. She's "aghast" at his words and is prepared to run after him and beg him to stay, until Lord Emsworth stops her and she collapses in a chair, "twisting her rings forlornly"--a very curious piece of body language that she never displays before or since.
The way she acts around him would be bizarre even for a more modern daughter of the aristocracy, and modern Lady Constance is not. Yet she criticizes the head of household in front of Baxter, both in his defense and just generally on principle. She openly condescends to Lord Emsworth before taking Baxter to the station to collect Sue in Summer Lightning--why Baxter needs to accompany her to the station is never explained, and it seems like something that actually flies in the face of period etiquette. She lets Baxter talk down to her, hold his hand up to silence her, and stalk out of the room to accuse her butler of pignapping against her objections. Now several months later, she's ready to beg him to work at the castle again, and when she's prevented, she collapses as if she's been shot?
This is impossible to film as a platonic relationship! With the story that revolves around her being a hypocrite about the air gun, it would look to the audience as though we are meant to see Baxter as her secret lover, and her objections to George Abercrombie as more hypocrisy.
On Baxter's side, of course, things are much more restrained, but I would point out that, as in Leave it to Psmith, he is careful to visit her before leaving, even though he's in the highest of dudgeon and tries not to acknowledge Lord Emsworth at all.
This passage where he's still "talking to Aunt Connie" but also "surveying conquered territory" with a smug air is rather suggestive as well, considered in the light of her customary behavior towards him.