#baykus asks

[6aykus]

Imagine: you think you find a weird looking and abandoned alien dog but as it turns out the "weird looking and abandoned alien dog" was a salarian tadpole baby and now you're their parent. They don't want any other you're theirs now, they adopted you

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THATS SO ADORABLE you know how salarian babies apparently imprint on the first person they see??? congrats. ure a 5 salarian family now. u desperately reach out to evry single salarian you know bc u dont know a single thing abt raising alien babies and you need Help

[6aykus]

That's okay, Zerin is allowed to be an ass. Not because of any real justification, but because I said so. I mean look at him

I'll protect him from the consequences of his actions

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anon .... u win. i am packaging him & sending him 2 ur house as we speak . please pick him up at ur earliest convenience 😔😔😔

[6aykus]

I'm sure. I don't care if I die he's a beautiful. Being impolitely threatened by someone beautiful is a good way to go.

Though his threats will not have the desired effect. Unless he wants to see me blush for some reason though I doubt it. Usually not the wanted reaction out of threats

I'd betray whoever I'm working for his sake is what I'm saying

HELPPPPPPPPPP anon first of all thank u so much. i love you. second of all he's admittedly taken aback because this is not the face of a terrified human???? unless. (flashbacks to that one human body language guide) ......what the hell. sure. he had no idea holding an omniblade to someone's throat could ever result in this type of reaction but okay. he's filing that information away for future reference. however he's also a little frustrated now because this isn't how his interrogations usually go?? he doesn't like being taken off guard & he doesn't have a plan b for this. luckily since u seem to be willing to betray part with your current employer there will be no need for a plan b. he's recruiting you bc of your sheer courage. welcome to the crew.

[6aykus]

It's okay, she has a very delicate method of ensuring that the AI won't harm either of them

Which is looking at them very very sadly with her big beautiful eyes and asking them very very politely to not kill anyone

Dw it has like, at least 20% success rate

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okay perfect we got this. zerin has like 50% chance of success w/ his negotiating skills when his opponent actively wants to kill him. that makes 70% success rate trust me im a genius

[6aykus]

Will Zerin take my oc's hand and help that one sapient AI in the Citadel escape or is he a law abiding LOSER? Don't be a loser Zerin. Give into peer pressure

Also booo mass effect let me help the ai escape and go to the geth I wanna see what they'd do

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hes uploading the ai onto his ship as we speak 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 JK only if hes sure he can convince the ai to not kill him LOL

i was super interested in that quest bc i thought it was going to be something bigger... . o well 😔😔😔

[6aykus]

I'll give him a little kissy when he gets out the packaging also can we go on a joyride on his ship and possibly break multiple traffic laws

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YES TO ALL u will have the time of ur life 💥💥💥💥💥

[6aykus]

I hope he doesn't mind I'm picking him up 24 hours after he arrived

I hope you packed him with thermal packaging or something cuz it got a lil cold last night

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i packed him with food, drink & prayers ...... godspeed my friend 😔🫡

[6aykus]

Remember ☝️🙂‍↕️ it's always morally correct to talk about OC's 😌👍

I'll get my three pyjaks space banananas if I must

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ANON THANK U SO MUCH u actually gave me like . at Least 3 zerin drawing ideas i 🫶 u

also u know what . u x zerin has got to be the healthiest ship ive seen so far (and it's only thanks to u bc zerin ..... :/ he's Ass im afraid)