#baylor hotner

[incorrectsdmi]

Fred: So a priest walks into a bar, and he says- what the hell is Baylor doing here?

Daphne: I don't get it. Is Baylor the bartender?

Fred: No. Baylor is your ex boyfriend.

Daphne: *laughs nervously*

Daphne: *turns around, sees Baylor sitting in their kitchen* Oh... now I get it.

Baylor: Hello, Daphne.

[queer-cosette]

Season 2 of SDMI really starts as it means to go on anyway imagine the in-universe Tumblr reaction to episode 3

[incorrectsdmi]

Fred: You and Daphne aren't talking much these days, are you?

Baylor: You mean since we broke up because she was still in love with you? No, we aren't.

[queer-cosette]

[queer-cosette]

I would watch the Mystery Incorporated parody of Twilight purely because it replaced the werewolves with were-turtles

I don't care how bad the rest of the movies are, I wanna see were-turtles.

In case I'm not making my point, here, in fancier script:

Were-turtles!!!!

[incorrectscoobs]

Fred: Yeah I support Baylor’s rights.

Fred: Baylor’s rights to shut the fuck up.

[nbydaphne]

Scooby Doo fandom are we really sleeping on the fact that Baylor put a fucking tracking chip under Daphne’s skin without her knowledge

[alcamatree]

"Daphne, the hot tub's bubbling our names and I've untethered the dolphins."

Baylor Hotner; "Scooby Doo: Mystery Inc"