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Hey, y’all! I’m Harley. Im a HUGE SDMI fan (obviously, lol) and I have been since I was little. Feel free to request dynamics you want to see more of or to send messages or asks just to chat!
Cassidy: So… what do I have to say to get you into bed?
Ricky: That.
Cassidy: …
Ricky: You fucking nailed it.
Gary: Would you date a guy shorter than you?
Marcie: No.
Ethan: That's a little shallow of you.
Marcie: I'm a lesbian.
Daphne: It's funny how you two are such good friends. Didn't she hate you at first?
Marcie: Velma hates everybody at first. It's her way of reaching out to people.
Shaggy: Scooby is, like, the most adorable thing in the world!
Velma: Really? Are you sure there’s nothing or no one that’s more adorable?
Shaggy: No, not a chance.
Fred: Shaggy, you wanna help me make a sculpture out of butter?
Shaggy: I have been, like, waiting for someone to ask me that my whole life.
Angel: I’m outside.
Mr. E: I didn’t invite you around.
Angel: …
Angel: So, anyway, I’m outside.
*Daphne and Fred are trying to have a baby*
Daphne: *lying on the bed sensually* Hey.
Fred: Finally.
Daphne: Now let’s get started on little Fred.
Fred: It doesn’t really help my confidence when you call it “little Fred”.
Daphne: Oh! No no no! I was just talking about our future son.
Daphne: Two wrongs don’t make a right!
Velma: I’m not trying to make a right, I’m trying to make a point!
*Brad and Judy are freaking out about having a baby*
Brad: And now I’m having a son? I’ll have to teach him how to play sports, and watch sports, and…
Judy: He just ran out of man things. We’re in trouble.
Cassidy: It’s okay, we’re all here to help.
Ricky: Yeah, and this baby will have plenty of manly role models. I’m sure anything Judy can’t teach him, Cassidy can.
Sheriff Stone: Eating eggs after noon is gay!
Velma: What the fuck are you talking about?
Sheriff Stone: Think about it! The gays are up all night doing stuff to each other, and they miss breakfast, so they invent brunch. They meet up around 11, they have their fruity little drinks, they talk about hairstyles and lotions and stuff, and by the time they start eating their breakfast, it’s afternoon.
Fred: That’s actually a solid theory.
Shaggy: I’ve got no notes.
Daphne: I put two eggs in my meatloaf for structure.
Sheriff Stone: No, eggs in stuff is ok. But on their own? Gay.
Shaggy: Like, what happens if you accidentally eat an egg after noon?
Sheriff Stone: You gotta chase it with a straight food.
Scooby: Like what?
Sheriff Stone: Stew.
Velma: *gasps* I ate an egg the night I realized I like girls!
Sheriff Stone: See?
Velma: But I only ate half. That’s why I go both ways!
Sheriff Stone: Right there!
Velma: They couldn’t get the stew in me quick enough…
Sheriff Stone: Hey… it’s not your fault.
Nan: *staring at Brad* That tall glass of milk… he’s got something.
Angie: Yeah, it’s called a wife and a child.
Ricky: He’s so money and he doesn’t even know it.
Brad, Judy, and Cassidy: *confused*
Ricky: Swingers?
Brad: We’re down!
Judy: Cassidy?
Fred: I’ve got this!
Mayor Jones: No. The only thing you’ve got is the uncanny ability to break the most expensive thing in the room.
Ricky: I really think by the end of the honeymoon we started feeling like a real married couple.
Cassidy: But the good kind, like on tv. Not like my parents.
Brad: Well, you’re not a real married couple until you can pee with the door open and she’s okay with it.
Judy: I told you, I’m not okay with it.
Angie, pointing at an (obviously fake) ghost: Isn't that the most outrageous thing you've ever seen?
Velma: Not even today.
Velma: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Marcie!
Marcie: You can't expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.