Incorrect SDMI

Just a fandom blog for a show that’s been over for more than a decade.

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Hey, y’all! I’m Harley. Im a HUGE SDMI fan (obviously, lol) and I have been since I was little. Feel free to request dynamics you want to see more of or to send messages or asks just to chat!

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*baby Fred won't stop crying*

Judy: Oh my god I am losing my mind!

Cassidy: Yeah, no kidding. This just proves no good can come from having sex with Brad!

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Cassidy: The universe may not punish cruelty, but this brick flying from my hand does.

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Fred: Life is full of risks. That’s why I wear a helmet when I jump rope and elbow pads when I make a salad.

Velma:

Velma: How do you make a salad? Because I’m pretty sure you’re doing it wrong. 

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Velma: I get up at 6.

Fred: *laughing* And I get up at 5.

Velma: Seriously, I get up at 6.

Fred: That's you? I thought we had a raccoon.

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Shaggy: I knew this was a terrible idea.

Fred: It was your idea!

Shaggy: Exactly! You know better than to trust me! Have I ever once made a good decision? No!

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Cassidy: I have a bad feeling about this.

Ricky: What do you mean?

Cassidy: Don’t you ever get that small voice in your head that tells you what you’re doing might get you in a lot of trouble?

Ricky:

Cassidy:

Ricky: …No?

Cassidy: That- that explains a lot actually.

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Shaggy: I have such a bad diet my cells have, like, unionized and refuse to work unless I eat an orange. 

Velma: I think that’s called scurvy. 

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Daphne: I have an idea.

Fred: It can't involve a musical number.

Daphne: Never mind then

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Shaggy: Hey, can I ask a stupid question?

Velma: You sure can. Better than anyone I know.

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Daphne: How many cookies did you eat, roughly?

Shaggy: I ate them gently.

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Shaggy: Are you hurt?

Velma: No, I normally spurt blood from my rib cage.

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Shaggy: Like, what do you have to do to catch a ghost?

Fred: It’s like with mice. You lure them into a trap with bait.

Scooby: Like chocolate spread on toast!

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Shaggy: Why do you guys always look at me like l'm stupid?

Velma: Because you always say dumb stuff.

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Gary: My friend thinks you're hot.

Daphne: I am hot.

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Shaggy: Strippers do nothing for me, but I will take a free breakfast buffet any time, any place.

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Daphne: My friend Velma works two jobs and doesn't tend to specify which one she's talking about, so she'll say stuff like 'a lady died at work today' and the rest of us have to play a fun little game called Nursing Home Or Yankee Candle.

Daphne: Today she goes 'someone threw a candle at me at work >(' and I think I can finally reliably pin down one of her anecdotes but nope! It was the wretched nursing home!!!!!