#baz ptch

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Baz: He's just so beautiful

Simon: *trips over air, smashes into a shelf and breaks a lamp*

Baz: stunning.

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😳

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Simon: Hey, do you have a bag I can borrow?

Baz: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they are specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

Simon:

Simon: Literally all you had to do was say no.

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Baz: So Simon is wearing white at our wedding, does that mean I should wear white or black?

Agatha: Black

Penny: But white is tradition!

Agatha: Tradition is pressure from dead people, we don't need that.

Me: fuck black and white, wear the flower suit

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Dev: everybodys got a gay cousin

Baz: I don't

Dev: yeah but I do

Baz: shit

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