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Obey me incorrect quotes #5

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Lucifer: sighs Do you know how much trouble you’ve caused me, MC?

MC: I do. I consider it my magnum opus.

Mammon: I’m not scared of Lucifer!

MC: Then why do you flinch every time he enters the room?

Mammon: I’m just… respecting his presence.

Leviathan: You know what’s cooler than being cool?

MC: …Anime?

Leviathan: Yes!

Satan: If you want to cause chaos, do it efficiently.

MC: Efficient chaos?

Satan: Controlled destruction is an art form.

Beelzebub: MC, are you going to finish that?

MC: Finish what—? realizes Beel’s already eating their food Beel!

Belphie: I don’t see the problem with naps.

MC: Belphie, you slept through an earthquake.

Belphie: Exactly. I didn’t feel a thing.

Barbatos: If you keep meddling, I’ll have to clean up the mess.

MC: Isn’t that your job anyway?

Barbatos: tight smile You’re on thin ice.

MC: Lucky for me, I’m a great swimmer.

Mammon: If you’re broke, just make more money.

MC: Wow, Mammon. Revolutionary advice.

Leviathan: I’m not saying I’m jealous, but why do you spend so much time with everyone else?

MC: Levi, we literally live in the same house.

Leviathan: Not enough!

Satan: Who broke the lamp?

MC: pointing at Mammon He did it.

Mammon: Wha—YOU were holding it when it fell!

MC: And who dared me to juggle it?

Asmo: If beauty could kill, I’d be arrested.

MC: If vanity could kill, we’d all be attending your funeral.

Asmo: gasps dramatically Rude.

Beelzebub: Do you ever think about food so much that you cry?

MC: …No.

Beelzebub: Weird.

Belphie: If you could nap anywhere, where would it be?

MC: Probably somewhere warm.

Belphie: Great. Let’s go find a sunbeam.

Diavolo: If you were a ruler, what law would you make?

MC: No paperwork.

Diavolo: whispering to Barbatos Write that down.

Barbatos: I see you’re up to something, MC.

MC: No, I’m innocent.

Barbatos: Then why do you have that look on your face?

MC: …what look? smiles innocently

Simeon: What’s the worst that could happen?

MC: You’re too pure to understand how dangerous that question is.

[tattertail-bilworper]

Can someone draw Godzilland Mechagodzilla as Tenna please

I was rewatching the Godzilland OVAs and when I got to the Mechagodzilla quiz show I was like “holy fucking shit it’s Tenna before Tenna existed”

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Team name: Spanish 1

Writer: @duckmumbo

Artist: @ellalily

Beta: @chillingxy

Title: Regresa Más Tarde

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/56943082/chapters/144797284

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Ratings/Warnings: Teen/None

Characters: Gem, Pearl, and Impulse

Summary: Gem nunca había pensado en héroes. Estaba ocupada con su propia vida.

Hasta el día que uno se escondío en su apartamento.

¿Si era un héroe, verdad?

Art:

[backupbitch]

Don’t go back to being that people pleaser you were.

[brie-is-cheesy]

Obey me incorrect quotes #6

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Lucifer: MC, you’re supposed to follow my orders.

MC: I thought they were more like… guidelines. Suggestions, even.

Leviathan: I hate crowds.

MC: Levi, there’s only three other people here.

Leviathan: That’s three too many.

Satan: The library is my sanctuary.

Beel: Cool. Does it have snacks?

Satan: You’re banned.

Asmo: Beauty is pain, MC.

MC: Then why are you so dramatic about paper cuts?

Asmo: How dare you—

Beelzebub: Why is there no food in the fridge?!

MC: Because you ate it.

Beelzebub: …I feel attacked.

Belphie: I’m not lazy, I’m conserving energy.

MC: You’ve been “conserving energy” for six hours.

Belphie: And yet, I could sleep longer.

Diavolo: I value peace in my kingdom.

MC: Then why do you invite me to meetings?

Diavolo: For entertainment value.

Barbatos: Careful, you’re getting crumbs everywhere.

MC: I’m adding character to the kitchen.

Barbatos: You’re adding work to my day.

Simeon: Good deeds make the world a better place.

MC: Then why does Solomon still have free reign to experiment?

Simeon: …An oversight.

Solomon: I tried a new recipe today.

MC: Should I get the fire extinguisher or just call an ambulance?

Solomon: gasps dramatically You wound me.

MC: ...

Solomon: ...the first one.

Lucifer: Why is there glitter everywhere?

MC: Define “everywhere.”

Lucifer: glaring You know what I mean.

Mammon: How do I look?

MC: Like trouble.

Mammon: smirking That’s the goal.

Leviathan: I don’t need social interaction to survive.

MC: You cried when I didn’t join your raid.

Leviathan: That was different!

Satan: You’re insufferable.

MC: You say that, but you still hang out with me.

Satan: …Unfortunately.

Belphie: laying on MC You’re comfy.

MC: You’re crushing me.

Belphie: That’s just my way of saying I like you.

Diavolo: What do humans do for fun?

MC: Break rules.

Lucifer: Lord Diavolo, don’t encourage them.

Solomon: Want to help me test this spell?

MC: Will I survive?

Solomon: grinning Let’s see.

[brie-is-cheesy]

Y’all ever think about mc accidentally using Grimm at a store after coming back to the human world and getting arrested or something?

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Obey me incorrect quotes #1

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Solomon: I made dinner!

MC: …Why does it look like it’s moving?

Solomon: Magic.

MC: Why does it smell like burning socks?

Solomon: …Also magic.

Diavolo: hosting a student council meeting Let’s go around and share something we’re grateful for.

MC: I’m grateful for Beel.

Beelzebub: Aw, thanks, MC!

MC: He’s the only one here who hasn’t threatened to kill me.

Belphie: …Yet.

Diavolo: Lucifer says you’ve been causing problems again, MC.

MC: I don’t think “causing problems” is the right phrase.

Barbatos: Then what would you call it?

MC: shrugs Being creative under pressure.

Leviathan: pointing to a diagram And this is the timeline where I actually talk to my crush without stuttering.

MC: …It’s blank.

Leviathan: Yeah. sniffles I know.

Mammon: bursts into MC’s room Hey, human! I need your help—

MC: panicking I didn’t do it!

Mammon: You didn’t do what?!

MC: …What do you need help with?

Lucifer: You can’t keep avoiding your responsibilities like this.

MC: Watch me.

Lucifer: sighs What would your parents think?

MC: Joke’s on you. My parents are proud of me for being such a disappointment.

Leviathan: I can't believe you called me here just to help you cheat at a video game!

MC: I'm not cheating. It's called "strategy."

Leviathan: Your strategy is me?

MC: Yes.

Satan: reading a book in the library

MC: slams a thick book onto the table I have a problem.

Satan: not looking up I'm not helping you hide a body.

MC: I mean… it’s not that kind of problem, but good to know where you stand.

Beelzebub: holding a tray of cookies I baked these for you, MC!

MC: Aw, Beel, you’re the sweetest!

Beelzebub: pauses, looking guilty …I ate half of them.

MC: That’s fair.

Belphie: You’re so clingy, MC.

MC: wrapped in a blanket, clinging to him This is the only time you’re conscious, let me have this.

Belphie: …Fine.

Diavolo: If I had to describe MC in one word, I’d say they’re resourceful.

MC: That’s nice of you to say.

Diavolo: You once bribed me with snacks to avoid a meeting.

MC: It works on Beel. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Simeon: MC, you’re late.

MC: I was busy doing things.

Mammon: I’m things.

Simeon: drawing a cross our father who art in heaven-

Solomon: Do you trust me?

MC: No.

Solomon: But I haven’t even said anything yet!

MC: Exactly.

Mammon: If you were stranded on a desert island, what’s the one thing you’d bring?

MC: A boat.

Mammon: No, you’re supposed to say something impractical like “you” or “a lifetime supply of snacks!”

MC: I’m practical, not romantic.

Mammon: sulking Well, I’d bring you.

Leviathan: My social battery is at 2%.

MC: I got you. We can leave.

Leviathan: with literal stars in his eyes You’re my player two.

[brie-is-cheesy]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE SWEETEST MOST WONDERFUL BUTLER IN THE WHOLE DEVILDOM

I LOVE YOU BARBIE