tags: gn!mc, sfw, slightly ooc
I honestly forgot that Asmo is the only brother that has a private bathroom in their room, meaning that everybody else including MC has to share one..
Note: I always assumed that MC has their own bathroom, cause I REFUSE to share one with 6 men especially as a woman 😭
With that being in mind, imagine how chaotic it is every morning when you walk by the bathroom with the door wide open seeing everyone in there getting ready.
Mammon is on the toilet, Belphie is sleeping in the bathtub with the shower still running while Levi is standing just outside yelling at him to hurry up, Lucifer and Satan are shoving each other in front of the bathroom mirror fighting over who gets to use the sink, and Beel made a detour to the kitchen and brought his entire breakfast in there.
You stand there processing how you're going to squeeze yourself into this mess when Asmo walks over, casually mentioning that you're always welcome to use his bathroom. Instead of dealing with them, the two of you slip away and spend the mornings in his bathroom, savouring his uninterruped moments with you. Taking your time getting ready, sharing each other's skincare products and ending with the two of you taking a shower together if you're feeling bold.
It didn't take long before the two of you were found out. You and Asmo stepped out his bathroom and made your way to the kitchen for breakfast, only to pass the others on their way. Mammon took one glance at you two and immediately pieced together what you two have been doing. His loud scene is immediately followed by the others protesting about Asmo spending too much time with you. Lucifer called everyone in for a family meeting, announcing his plan to set up a system where everyone would take turns. Of course he framed it as a way to maintain order but really couldn't bring himself to admit that he was just as jealous.
