#bbc apprentice

[convolutedcake]

I awake at 3am to see 12 business people and Lord Sugar standing over my bed.

Lord Sugar: "The average person sleeps for 7.5 hours a night, which is time that is finally being commercialised. For this next task, I want you to create a new set of pyjama dream clothes and sell them to Benson for beds."

They disappear from whence they came

[delusionalcabbage]

Watch Bake Off to meet Britain's purest rays of sunshine stress out over bread and cry over cake, and have an emotional break down when your favourite character dies candidate leaves the tent.

Watch The Apprentice to meet Britains most arrogant arse holes stab eachother in the back repeatedly and hilariously fail business tasks, and scREAM at the stupid twats when they talk over Lord Sugar in the boardroom then get fired.

[agentkatie]

HAS THE APPRENTICE EVER BEEN THIS BAD BEFORE??? THEY’RE FILMING A CAR ADVERT IN A NORMAN VILLAGE. I’M ACTUALLY CRYING

[convolutedcake]

I am kidnapped at 2am, shot into a rocket and forcibly ejected from the emergency hatch: "wh- why am I on the moon?"

Lord Sugar in a space suit: "People have long thought that the moon was made of cheese, which proves the power of imagination and gullibility. For this task, I want you to make your own cheese in 2 hours and sell it to the ultimate cheese experts with no preparation. Now get back to London."

[whatkindofnameisvolta]

Okay so I’m watching the new bbc apprentice and the amount of times these bags-of-egos use the word ‘disrupters’, in a post-glass onion world, is utterly hilarious

[oceanmonsters]

the best description of the apprentice I’ve ever read

[karolinanovotney]

karren brady continues to be the most iconic part of the apprentice

[ghosti-bee]

Just saw a kid pressing his nose to a wall for no apparent reason. Reminds me of Kurran booping his nose for no reason during the tv advert editing, except so much cuter.