#bcauxbatons

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I'm very gay. I'd like a few dollars.

Gemma Barrows to Oliver Davis

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[at the first Vindication meeting]

Gemma: But wait, why is Oliver here?

Oliver: I read an article saying that growing almonds was bad for the environment, and yet I continued to use almond milk in my coffee -

Ira: No, dingus!

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Why do bad things always happen to mediocre people who are lying about their identities?

Gemma Barrows

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Penny: It's kind of cold

Gemma: Oh, here, take my jacket

Roscoe: I'm cold too

Arden: Well damn, Roscoe, I don't control the weather

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Gemma: You hate Montfort?

Arden: Yes.

Gemma: And I hate Montfort...

Gemma: Galloway, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

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[alliance meeting]

Roscoe: From now on we’ll be using code names. You can address me as eagle 1. Oliver, code name been there done that. Arden is currently doing that. Penny is it happened once in a dream. Alex, code name if I had to pick a Slytherin and Gemma is... Eagle 2 

Gemma: Thank god

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Waite: I made tea.

Sairish: I don’t want tea.

Waite: I didn’t make tea for you... this is my tea.

Sairish: Then why are you telling me?

Waite: It’s a conversation starter.

Sairish: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Waite: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.

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[at a Vindication meeting]

Hadrian: Excuse me, Gemma? Who made you the boss of the group?

Gillian: You did.

Theo: You said Gemma should be the boss.

Brighid: And then you said let’s vote, and it was unanimous. 

Theo: And you made her this little plaque that said “Boss of Us.”

Gillian: And you put little sparkles on it and--

Hadrian: Valid points all.