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The worst thing about prison was - was the Dementors.

Benjamin Fawley

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[during hypothetical alliance mission]

Gemma: Give me the gate key.

Goode: What gate key?

Gemma: Morty, tear his arms off

Goode: Oh, you mean this gate key?

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Hadrian: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.

Phillipa: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

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Asher: Can you tell me, with any certainty, that in such a vast universe there isn't intelligent life on other planets?

Bennet: At the moment, I'm not sure there's intelligent life in this kitchen.

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Paige: Thank you for being my knight in shining armor. Emily : Well, it's more like flannel, but you're welcome.

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[Oliver picks up Penny]

Penny: Do I even weigh anything to you? Oliver: No. It's like holding a couple of grapes.

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All men are at least 30% attracted to me. My mother cried the day I was born, because she knew she would never be better than me. At any given moment, I'm thinking about one thing: David Harris hunkered over eating dog food. I feel like I'm the Paris of people.

Gillian Chow

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I've only had Berenice for a day in a half, but if anything happened to her, I would kill everybody in this room and then myself.

Kostya Dholokov

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Gillian: You should make me your campaign manager. I was born for politics! I have great hair and I love lying.

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Owen: If Tabitha had a twin, she would have eaten her in the womb.

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Emily: Am I right, Oliver?

Oliver: You most certaintly were not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening

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Penny: Why would anyone want to hurt Fiona?

Maeve: Maybe because they’ve met her? ....Did I say that out loud?

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I'm very gay. I'd like a few dollars.

Gemma Barrows to Oliver Davis

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Rosie: Are you always such a smartass?

Hadrian: Nope. Sometimes, I’m asleep.

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It's not a great plan, but it is a Claw Crew plan.

Rosie Thomas [planning a prank with Griffin]

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[at the first Vindication meeting]

Gemma: But wait, why is Oliver here?

Oliver: I read an article saying that growing almonds was bad for the environment, and yet I continued to use almond milk in my coffee -

Ira: No, dingus!

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Alis: How old do you think I am?

Liyana “Paranoia” Barrows: Alis, age doesn’t matter. You can die at any time.