#be a dear

[germiest]

find out why that little Latin boy in drag is crying

[crimson-and-clover-1717]

I don’t think we give Wee John enough credit for this…

[ospreyonu]

guys… guys please stop hogging the snow i want some :(

[somberchapel]

Be a dear and shatter a decorative limited-edition Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan commemorative plate over my head when I least expect it, won’t you?

[somberchapel]

Be a dear and tie me to the back of a horse and drag me through the streets for everyone to see, won’t you?

[somberchapel]

Be a dear and fatally sodomize me with a chainsaw, won’t you?

[somberchapel]

Be a dear and shatter my skull with a polo mallet, won’t you?