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[jellyfish-everywhere]

EVERY BODY KNOWS SHITS FUCKED

[germiest]

I hooked up with the guy playing Riff Raff in the Rocky Horror Picture Show on a picnic table in the park which is very radical and cool.

but he still had the Riff Raff makeup on so it was giving “CREATURE OF THE NIGHT”

[germiest]

Ignore my mess. Matter fact bless this mess

[danielkahndyke]

[germiest]

If you go to the bar with me there is an 82% chance you will get to see my tits

[aidashakur]

[germiest]

Call these twinks mosquitos the way they be getting in my pants

[germiest]

Anyone wanna get married just for the fuck of it? We don’t even have to stay married. I just feel like my lore is missing a few marriages yk

[sandmandaddy69]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

this is happening to me

[broteampill-deactivated20200407]

[bacardis-leghair]

mutuals stop putting this on my dash challenge

[the-worm-man]

Every Friday. Every Friday i either see this post or live in fear of seeing it. I can’t wake up and say ‘it’s friday’ anymore without thinking of this post. I am living a nightmare and it’s your fault

[dyke-uncle]

Thank Gnome it’s Friday! Lol

[openingadoor]

[germiest]

milfs dig me twinks love me even more

[germiest]

can somebody take me into a cozy little treehouse and just bash my fucking head in? Like inside the treehouse

[mccleans]

for example nothing

[dogpuppy]

[germiest]

did you know if you have a lisfranc fracture you will never feel normal again? wicked, huh?