#be deceived

[wiirocku]

Galatians 6:7 (NKJV) - Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, that he will also reap.

[swiftlyaswiftie]

STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING, READ THIS AND THEN RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN.

I HAVE BEEN DEAD SINCE SOME WOMAN NAMED TAYLOR SWIFT CAME ALONG. YOU LOG ON TO TWITTER AND PEOPLE ARE LIKE "HEY WELCOME TO THIS FANDOM YOUR NEW HERE". THEY ACT ALL INNOCENT AND THEY DON'T TELL YOU THE CONSEQUENCES. AND THEN FLASH FORWARD YOU'RE FEELING LIKE AN OLD PRO. LIKE MOTHERFUCKER BEEN HERE FOR FIVE YEARS. I'M WARNING YOU, ONCE YOU STEP THROUGH THIS DOOR THERE'S NO GETTING OUT. YOU'LL BE TRAPPED IN HERE FOREVER. YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF THIS FANDOM. TAYLOR SWIFT WILL BEWITCH YOU. YOU WILL BE OBSESSED WITH HER AND START CALLING HER "BABY" WHEN SHE's PROBABLY OLDER THAN YOU AND FUCKING TWICE YOUR SIZE. YOU'LL START EXCESSIVELY WRITING IN CAPS. ONE MINUTE YOU'LL BE SAYING "BABY SHE'S SO CUTE SHE'S SUCH A DORK" AND THE NEXT YOU'LL BE LIKE "FUCK SHE'S HOT SA FUCK. WORK THAT CROP-TOP GIRL." YOU'LL GO COMPLETELY BERSERK. CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW THE PAIN OF WAITING FOR A TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM. IT'S AGONY. AND DON'T GET ME STARTED WITH THE MERCH AND TE TOUR AND THE PHOTO-SHOOTS AND THE IGNORANT FLOPS WHO COME PESTER YOU ABOUT YOUR OBSESSION. PLUS YOU'll REALISE THAT HER CATS' LIVES ARE FAR MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU'LL EVER BE. DON'T FUCKING LOG ON TO THIS FUCKING MAD HOUSE. DON'T TELL ME I DIDN'T WARN YOU HOMIE