#be free.......

[grouper]

Slaughterella and one of her goblin maids under the cut... the Shaman is a pretty kitty

only her goblins call her 'big mama'

[lizard-hair]

every time someone asks slade how he lost his eye he comes up with increasingly ridiculous answers such as:

i woke up one morning and it was gone

i sneezed too hard

i blinked funny

a bird took it

a fish ate it

i ate it

depth perception is overrated

it was itchy all the time

i didn’t like the color

i sacrificed it to an Elder God

*looks confused* *touches eyepatch* *gasps dramatically*

i got abducted by aliens and they stole it

a very persistent witch needed it for a potion

i lost a bet with a cannibal

washing my face didn’t go as planned

symmetry is boring

i turned out to be allergic to it

fuckers took my eye. can’t have shit in gotham

it was a very high-stakes game of poker

shaving while drunk was a mistake

i traded it to a demon in exchange for my sword

you’d be amazed by the damage a stray eyelash can do

knife juggling: harder than it looks

i tried to hug a porcupine

learning how to knit did not go well

oh, i didn’t lose it. it’s around here somewhere...