Jul 8, 2021
A friend came over tonight and saw me wearing this and said “Dude you’re getting fat” (I got an instant boner of course). Told him he was getting fat too (which he is). He went to pee and I took this pic. I’m like 182 here. He brought over a 6 pack of beer and I ordered 2 large Dominoes pies. One pie and 3 beers each. I could only eat half the pie. I was sooo full. But then we smoked a bowl, played Mario Kart and eventually ate the rest of our pies. I said “this is why I’m fat dude”. He said “me too, man”. We laughed a bunch and said we didn’t even give a shit if we were fat. I told him we weren’t that fat yet. Laughed more. Then we smoked some more. Was pretty hot.
