#beaconhillsfiremen

[imethanandtheresadifference]

[ *sobs and screeches in pain* WHAT HAPPENED TO @BEACONHILLSFIREMEN WHERE HAVE MY BABIES GONE NO ]

[imethanandtheresadifference]

beaconhillsfiremen set fires to feel joy

[imethanandtheresadifference]

beaconhillspolice dudes, how are there still any of you left? If you're not careful beaconhillsfiremen are going to take over. Trust me when I say you really don't want that.

[iamderekhalesloft-blog]

first scatt

now smokey

what the fuck is wrong with you people

i should probably have you arrested for emotional distress inflicted on pets

[beaconhillscafe]

beaconhillscounselingcenter replied to your post: We would appreciate it if you stopped threatening...

We are not threatening, we are forcefully reminding.

Well hop off or we'll put mistletoe in your coffees.

[beaconhillscafe]

We would appreciate it if you stopped threatening our firemen.

Thanks.

[beaconhillscafe]

How are you doing, lovies? 

[iamderekhalesloft-blog]

i will karate kid your ass next time you send a newbie with a lighter to burn me down

the fucking idiot tried to "accidentally" drop the fire near me and he ended up slipping on his own on a perfectly flat floor, burnt his thumb, and got a free eyebrow wax