#bean facts

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Hello, my dearest. In honor of Markiplier's new chaotic video, could you tell me about the green beans? Thank you in advance. -[̶̡͕͊̂̈̕R̷̮̍͋́Ë̷̳͇̲͕͉̫͍̻̰́̈́̈̂̑̍̾̀̎̿̏͋̚͜D̵̟̐͌̔̆͗̑͆̀̆͂̊͒̕͠͝A̷̙͎͍͙̫̜̘̣̙͊C̵̨̮͙͖̼̀̄̏̀͑̈͛͝T̶̢̙̝͍͈͈̩̞̲̜̄̑̾̈́̋̋͛̀̽̋̚̕͘͠Ȩ̸̂̓̏̾͋̾D̵̠̘͐̅̾̒̀͋̑̓͛͑]̸̡̛̬͕̗̭̤̈́̅̿̏̔̇̽͌

I Absolutley can!

Green beans contain twice the amount of iron compared to spinach!

Beans beans are Very good for your heart! Green beans contain high amounts of calcium and polyphenolic antioxidants which have big time anti-inflammatory properties that help prevent blood clots from forming in the arteries & veins.

Green beans are rich in lutein and zeaxanthin which help maintain good eyesight and night vision!

They’re good for your bones! Green beans are abundant in Vitamin K, which activates osteocalcin, the main non-collagen protein found in bones. Osteocalcin locks calcium molecules together inside bone, which strengthens them from within!

Green Giant! Tasty and Good For Your Health!

[smallpwbbles]

What are Beans favorite things to do with his size? Also, what are his most disliked things to do because of his height?

Well Dot and Lin try to make him live as comfortable as someone who is 20-30ft can, things he can do and likes to do cuz of his size is rake his nails on trees like a cat

He likes taking naps and honestly doesn’t mind when someone sleeps on him

They have home screen and projector so bean can watch films

Basically AN Y T H I N G with Vivi, and at his size it’s super easy to protect her and cuddle up with her like a doll

Stuff he hates cuz of his size is not being able to fit into places, he’s Godda wait for whoever to do their business

He didn’t mind it when he was a little younger but being mothered and cuddled as a giant monster can be a little humiliating sometimes

And worst of all he hates the stares, he’s grown to ignore them but sometimes he just can handle it and might frighten someone because their doing it uninteionally

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I was doing a bit more research about Pythagoras because I was interested in this man’s vendetta against beans after this lovely little back and forth I had with @redhoodparker and I thought y’all might think this is as absolutely bonkers as I did.

To recap. In Pliny the Elder’s Natural History of Grains, he mentions this:

“The bean has been condemned by Pythagoras; though, according to some, the reason for this denunciation was the belief which he entertained that the souls of the dead are closed in the bean”

Now here’s the thing, Pythagoras is an ancient Ionian Greek philosopher who for some reason (might’ve, accounts on this contradict) Really hated beans and I mean Really Hated them. Now, you might actually recognize his name from math class, as he is, of course, the a^2+b^2=c^2 man himself.

There is a legend (which comes from the writer Neanthes who told it later about Phythagoreans and possibly not about Phythagoras and may be about later anti-Pythagorean rebellions??? but we don’t really know for sure) reported by Diogenes Laëritus, a biographer of Greek philosophers, and Iambilchus, a Syrian Neoplatonist philosopher, concerning Pythagoras’s death.

According to these accounts, followers of Chloe and Ninon attached Pythagoras and his followers, during one of their meetings. Pythagoras almost managed to escape, but he came to a bean field and refused to run through it, since doing so would supposedly violate his teachings, so he was stopped and killed.

This man supposedly hated beans so much that he was killed because of it. That’s gotta be one of the weirdest deaths I’ve heard of in a while. This man died because he wouldn’t cross a bean field. What a way to go.

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can i have some bean facts to make my mourning over a cult easier please?

People have been attempting to rewind or pause their own clock since the very beginning, yet no anti-aging techniques or medicine have been proven to actually work. If you look through some of these fake anti-aging supplements you may come across the supplement resveratrol.

Resveratrol is a component in red wine that was what many believed prevented DNA damage that leads to aging. Beans such as Black beans and lentils contain resveratrol in amounts similar to that found in red wine and for a time, this treatment was thought to actually work Until one of the leading researchers in the field was found guilty of using the millions in taxpayer money to fabricate and falsify data and the miracle anti-aging cure was proven false.

The attempts to stop the clock did not work and it has stopped ticking. People have been trying to find ways to stop the clock since life started but again and again we are proven that our fate is inevitable. All we can do is spend our time wisely and live life to the fullest of our abilities.

After all, all things must come to an end.

Momento Mori.

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beans? 👀

There’s a really neat looking bean called Dragon Tongue beans! They’re light yellow and streaked with purple & I guess with that coupled with their long and flat shape they reminded people of dragon tongues! Isn’t that neat!

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Beans :3

Beans!!!

Beans were used in ancient times, in place of balls or pebbles, in voting by ballot!

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Do beans really make you fart?

What's your favorite bean? Mine is baked beans

It depends on the type of bean but yup, they do!

Several edible beans such as broad, navy, kidney beans, and soybeans, contain oligosaccharides (particularly raffinose and stachyose), a sugar molecule also found in cabbage. A normal human digestive tract doesn’t contain the anti-oliogosaccharide enzymes needed to properly digest these sugar molecules. As a result, the digestion produces gasses such as methane as a byproduct which causes you to fart.

Your favorite bean is baked beans? Good choice, you can never go wrong with baked beans. I particularly enjoy sugar snap peas! They’re a very tasty & healthy snack to munch on during a warm day.

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“Give a bean a fish and it won’t do anything, teach a bean to fish and Ittle stand up so you better start running. That’s a fact” -my friend zach