#beans box

[beansthathavebeenbaked]

oh yeah i forgot im supposed to be sending you hatemail

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[beansthathavebeenbaked]

heyr rye i have a hypothetical for you. youre driving at night on your brand new gorgeous harley davidson motorcycle with your wife and you have to stop at the gas station to piss so you park your harley davidson motorcycle in the back corner of the parking lot and go inside and go to the bathroom and while youre at the urinal you see another guy come in and he goes to take a piss and youre able to get a good look of his face turns out its the guy that wants to kill you dead as you were told by your supercomputer the size of a house this guy like wants you gone but he hasnt noticed you yet and after a while like a really long time for a guy to be pissing he finishes and turns to leave but slips and falls on the floor and passes out so you drag him outside and tie him to your harley davidson motorcycle but not next to your wife hes like dragging on the floorand you take him and your wife to your cabin in the woods and bring him inside and tie him up. what would you do now

if i find out you took this scenario from one of your gay little shows im coming for you. anyways i would teach him the beauties of the world with my wife and induct him into a beautiful polycule where he forgets any desire to kill me for several decades until he inevitably returns to his old ways and i die by his blade. but i don't blame him. i love him. and i was always aware of the risk.

[beansthathavebeenbaked]

Do you have a favorite kind of tea

huge fan of oolong i love.oolong in general i like bitter/floral teas

[beansthathavebeenbaked]

extremely hard to ask you a question because if i ever want to know anything i can just dm you. uhhhhhhm. would you still love me if i was a worm 🥺

If you were a worm I would swallow you whole

[beansthathavebeenbaked]

what are your dnd stats . i’m asking everyone this now

fuuuuck i remember taking a quiz about this a long time ago. i could be off but i think i'd have high int, mid wis cha and con and then low dex and str. im too lazy to think of specific numbers

[beansthathavebeenbaked]

if you had to pick one youtuber to birth the second coming of christ who would it be

don't send me my own question boy you already know my answer. The Only answer. Mr. Beast

[beansthathavebeenbaked]

karkat sadly cannot be the jerma of homestuck, he canonically has no ass :(

look to terezi and you will find the truth

No listen. the ass does not make the jerma the jerma makes the ass. i dont think any character with the exception of jake english "has ass" speaking of which jake has potential but nobody has the same flavor of energy that karkat does. he has the exact argue with chat energy plus he is the only one that is perfectly sitting on that removed layer of normalizing fucked up behavior but being like what the fuck is wrong with You. which is very jerma of him.

terezi is not capable of being jerma she is not That kind of fail. She would be doing cocomelon shit to her chat because its fun and not out of merely existing. Although she is a freak her weirdness is just her being a troll in her unique circumstances and also bring associated with vriska Like That because everything has to be about her somehow. So its just like. shes blatantly Weird instead of the jerma "normal guy" kind of vibe where the weirdness comes from absurdity he experiences or portrays as a Regular Guy. which is perfectly karkat. because shit just fucking happens to him constantly.

also. i think karkat is the only one who could have unintentional uv ray dick happen.

[beansthathavebeenbaked]

who do you think is the jerma of homestuck

oh this is a question. my gut says dave but i know i must dig deeper into my soul to find the answer. i will ponder this one.