cool awesome blog

rye 21 into vast error/homestuck mainly if you see shit tagged orphanverse thats just my fantroll insanity dont mind me

[beansthathavebeenbaked]

sorry to all my mutuals i havent been using tumblr because i got pussy so im normal now. thanks for understanding.

[grimalditeuthis]

kind of just like me if im being honest

[cinnamnt]

bringing this one over from twitter

[rivsquiv]

wanted to share my favorite reddit post ever

[beansthathavebeenbaked]

logging on tumblr for the first time in months just to watch my wife slowly lose it

[grimalditeuthis]

you dont have to be on tumblr for that its happening in the real right next to you

[beansthathavebeenbaked]

im terminally online

[beansthathavebeenbaked]

logging on tumblr for the first time in months just to watch my wife slowly lose it

[demilypyro]

[grimalditeuthis]

WHO NAMES THEIR CHILD SCHMICHAEL

[sleepy-stitches]

my son schmichael

[beatrice-of-the-stars]

This shit reads like a tumblr post

[vermilionstarlight]

the beach that. makes you dead

[tastylemonbread]

[snapscube]

Hi Penny! Have you seen Fangamer's "Classy-Action Lawsuit" poster? No spoilers in it, only the core original trilogy characters in really nice suits and dresses~

how dare you. now i have less money in my wallet than i did 2 minutes ago.

[snapscube]

i was super not kidding btw

the aura of my office has increased

[iiboharz]

i think this is one of the most terrifying notifications i have ever received

[iiboharz]

i can't stop thinking about Freaky Goku. this guy was only 130 metres away from me when i got this notification. it was genuinely terrifying

[hellmurderisland]

anyway i love that jake is just such an incoherent character even on a meta level that aranea the great expositor has no idea what his deal is

[hellmurderisland]

aranea: uh i'm pretty sure you're the underdog who overcomes massive odds to unlock his true potential, all pages fit that archetype!

jake, about to cast 'summon ex-boyfriend' at 9th level: THINK AGAIN

[alphacrone]

idk if any young person needs to hear this but when you work at a job you absolutely can google anything you don’t know or ask someone for help. school has you conditioned to think you have to have everything memorized all the time but let me tell you. I am dumb as shit and I am great at my job because it’s not a test, it’s just work. the more resources you utilize the better.

[alphacrone]

I’m serious about this, I got out of school and thought life would be like a test where I had to have everything memorized and be smart all the time and then I got into the work force and was like. Oh everyone is stupid and google exists ok cool

[lantasyfife]

pov: you're watching me create art in the artist life. i click each button with timed precision, a notification labeled "perfect!" popping up with every single movement. my character's brush moves across the canvas at a rapid speed, matching my movements to a T. as the bar at the top of the screen fills up fully, my character steps back. after tilting their head from side to side to admire their work, you look on in absolute horror as they hold up their completed painting. blonde, red, and blue mix together to form a realistic portrait of a familiar figure, absurdly rotund and extravagant. it's king erik, and he's pregnant im jackson clark and welcome to the red thread.

[lantasyfife]

and then we watch you continue to have artblock irl

[kyatra]

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

[woodox-earthtaurus]

Do you hate them or do they frustrate you? Cause hate is a strong word to use

[kyatra]

i hate them also i’m done with my worksheet now. is the first session free

[discountliquor]

[orchidbreezefc]

its that time of year

[catgirlfield]

yall are missing this classic as well

[fuckboyzuko]

It’s that time of year~

[misshasclass]

add this one to the list!

[vexwerewolf]

One industry AI can never replace

[cosmic-aria]

OK AM I IMAGINING THIS OR ARE THOSE SHOES DIFFERENT… AND SPARKLY… DID…. DID TEREZI STEAL JADE’S SHOES????

[those don’t belong to you]

[prince-of-space]

You are imagining things. You are absolutely imagining things. 

How on EARTH or in ANY realm of Paradox Space could Terezi have gotten Jade’s goddamn fucking shoes 

Out of ALL the goddamn theories I’ve seen you post, this is by far the STUPIDEST

Terezi has just been BEATEN HALF TO DEATH by her ABUSIVE KISMISIS, seen/smelled two of her BEST FRIENDS DIE IN FRONT OF HER, got STABBED THROUGH THE GUT, AND was denied ANY SORT OF CLOSURE AGAINST THE PERSON WHO BLACKMAILED HER INTO GETTING HER EYESIGHT BACK AND THE PERSON WHO GAVE HER EYESIGHT BACK 

But sure. Under ALL THE FUCKING STRESS SHE’S UNDER, not to mention SHE’S HALF FUCKING DEAD

She had time to go steal someone’s FUCKING SHOES when she had a pair of perfectly good shoes to begin with. 

And before you say “THEY’RE ALL SPARKLY”, no. No, she just CRASH LANDED INTO THE GROUND. Is it too much to think that maybe, MAYBE, its DUST AND DIRT FROM CRASH LANDING FACE FIRST ON THE GROUND???

[cosmic-aria]

[meme-loving-stuck]

three years and this is still the funniest fucking homestuck post to ever exist