calling alcina lady tittington just so i can piss her off 💞
Call Lady mega boob that’ll for sure get a rise out of her

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calling alcina lady tittington just so i can piss her off 💞
Call Lady mega boob that’ll for sure get a rise out of her
I get hella uncomfortable when there's too many white ppl around
So do I. Especially when you’re the only bipoc around? It makes you nervous because if something happens your word against them and who do you think the authorities will believe?
On top of so many cases of black people “mysteriously” disappearing whenever they hang around their white friends
A prime example:
And there are other cases, I just can’t think of them right now. But there was a girl who disappeared after going out with a few of her white peers, I believe they were going to a lake?
Point is if I was with a group of my friends and I’m the only black person there, I’m not going. I have to protect myself
Tell yo black cat variant im single&hobie is gay so me n ha should elope
LMFAO not you trying to slide through 💀
But since you like her so much have this art piece I just got of her
Artist: Marshimelli
im sorry but alcina is loyal af and y'all know it, she is 100% ride or die for the people she cares about, y'all just like to do her dirty and ignore her massive submissive tendencies. the only one whos a cheater is miranda tbh.
It’s okay to be in denial bestie. And not the submissive tendencies 💀💀
Miranda a cheater too, I didn’t forget her. She’s a cheater and way more, you see how she treats the lords
Hi dear! Glad to see your ask box is open again!! Could you write some headcanons for RE Village with a fem! Reader coming out as lesbian and Greyaroace, please?
Love from a “longtime” fan <3
Hello hello! Of course!
Mother Miranda
When you first come out as she’s confused at first. But after careful explanation she comes to an understanding and is completely okay with it. If I’m honest I fully believe Miranda is aromantic as well so it doesn’t really phase her at all
Donna
Out of everyone Donna understands. She doesn’t necessarily care that you don’t have romantically feelings for her. She’s fully content with having a platonically relationship. Just so long as you still tend to the garden with her 🥺
Lady Dimitrescu
She’s also a bit confused when you tell her but after you explain it she’s a bit scared. She thinks you might not find her attractive secretly but after you further explain it to her she comes ho terms with it. Alcina can be a huge romantic to her partners so having someone who doesn’t is a new one. But she slowly adjusts to it and is fine with what you two have.
Bela
Similarly to her mother she’s a bit confused by it but is the quickest to understand it. She’s a bit sad that you don’t have any romantic feelings towards her but she still enjoys your companionship. You two still have a strong bond towards one of other just fine.
Cassandra
Romantic feelings or not she doesn’t care she just wants to make sure you’ll still be her hunting buddy. Cassandra isn’t a big romantic like her other sisters so it doesn’t bother her at all. She’s fine with just acting like buds and running through the woods like crazies and foraging new weapons
Daniela
At first she’s offended. What do you mean you don’t feel romantically towards her? Don’t you love her? It’s going to take you and the rest of her family to explain it to her before she fully gets it. While you might not have the same attraction you still deeply care about her and want to be near her. She finally comes around and accepts it and will even go at lengths to defend you if anyone was to tease you about it. You both love each other but on different levels and that’s okay
Hopefully I got it right anon! First time writing about someone who’s greyaroace
Any modern AU recommendations Donna or Alcina?
Hmmm
For Alcina:
Modern wine maker 🍷
Modern businesswoman, I can see her running a big company
Modern jazz singer who can be retired or not
Principal Alcina for a college of high school
Sugar mama Alcina 🥵
This going to be hella weird but madame Alcina (like a female version of a pimp, idk but she strikes me as one)
For Donna:
Biologist teacher
Flower shop owner
Italian restaurant owner/head chef
Babysitter (she loved kids)
Toy maker (probably make dolls and stuffed animals)
Weed dealer 💀 (do I need to say more)
A widower living in the woods (do I also need to say more?)
I have a question🙋♀️ what if Natasha / reader sleep with another woman as a revenge? Like Natasha finally tell Alcina like “ok we can try again. I forgive you. I love you. Let’s go home”. And after 1-2-3 years of happy marriage Alcina find Natasha in the bed with another woman. And Natasha like “oh sorry Al. It wasn’t supposed to go that far”
We love pettiness here 😈
But to be honest if Natasha did forgive Alcina and it shows she was really trying to improve herself for her wife then Natasha wouldn’t do it. She would think about until she sees Alcina making a serious attempt to do better.
BUT!
If she suspected Alcina lying and sneaking off to do “errands” or other bad excuses, oh hell yea she’d do it. But with Natasha she’s going to out do it. Alcina walk in with Natasha in bed with three or four women looking smug as fuck.
“What the hell is this?”
“I just slipped and fell into this woman’s titties, baby.”
Lady Dimitrescu hair prolly smelled like spit. Cause what was they sleekin they hair down w back then? Stinky bitch. Y'all I do not like her.
My question is what sparked this? 💀