Dec 3, 2020
Imagine:
you’re bearded and your eldest of seven brings you a drink. It’s foamy but not alcoholic because I can’t drink alcohol. You grasp the not alcohol in your hand, it’s cold body chilled against your fingers. It’s cold when you sip it and the foam dribbles into your beard. You gulp the drink down only to find the foam in your beard. Was it worth it?
no, it wasn’t fucking worth it dumb bitch you got the drink in your facial hair.