I'd fuck you, without the beard
First I'm going to say this is my first tablet created blog, not that I am the best editor but it may be bad even for me. It was late, he was drinking, and honest. He shouted "I'd fuck you, but without the beard!" He stepped closer, he touched me, pleading, like suddenly after 15 months of cleaning and holding were going to get stripped off in a moment of wanton desire for a dick up my ass. Uh no. Th argument continued with his eyes looking to see if I would relent. Closer he slid in. Attempting to wrap me in his arms in stepped back, and with a roar "even if I did shave I wouldn't let you in me after that". I went to leave he asked me back I told him I was looking for a friend, he said we are your friends, not according to my beard. I left.