Newest NY Yankee Theme Song - If I Only Had A Beard
I could hit another doubleOn the bases, I’ll be troubleMy speed they truly fearI could win a batting crownBuy a jacket filled with downIf I only had a beard. I could hit a buncha dingersDate those beautiful New York singersMy buck teeth re-veneeredI could sign a big fat dealBuy a Truck with alloy wheelsIf I only had a beard. Oh, I could tell you nowNo beard was holdin’ me backI could play a…











