#bearllionaire

[kootiepatra]

Finishing up day 9 (Animals list) - "Bearllionaire"

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[raymondsbrain]

Making their own rules

[accidental-rambler]

Ok, I have beer, I have chips, I have the buzz from all the tequila shots I did earlier tonight...let’s do this @lynyrdwrites !

P.S. If anyone doesn’t want to see me make questionable reading choices, block #drunk liveblogging on your tumblr saviour ;)

[justshepardthings]

my god that bearllionaire book is a trilogy. also what's the name of that unicorn/dragon book you have? asking for a... friend...

I think it’s time to start a JST bookclub. We need to get a ground floor before the movie deal comes and everyone is reading Bearllionaire.

also here’s the dragon book 

[snarp]

will terry bolryder ever evolve into a bearable writer

She will go through The Ritual, and take the new name Berry Bolryder.

[snarp]

I have some complaints about the book "Bearllionaire."

* The park service has specifically asked us not to take selfies with bears, and I think that probably still holds when the bear is your alter-ego and present only symbolically in the frame.

* The billionaire turns out to be just a regular bear billionaire, not a combination bear-lion one, which is a shameful waste of this pun. This industry has standards, Terry Bolryder.

* Villain substandard, should logically have been were-elephant-in-little-hat or else literal forest bear for contrast.

* Sequels are titled "Bearlebrity" and "Bearthlete." Surely we can do better than that.