#fuckyeahmarshworth

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You have a beautiful voice and it is a huge turn on

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Francis. Who tf is mibbo.

Francis, who tf is Francis, who tf are you

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Frank merry Christmas

Well, it's like Christmas in July for me, so it's a nice way to start this month of holidays with a positive and even-tempered message.

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i forget whether this is headcanon or not tbh but i love the idea that tar-ancalime has aldarion's flighty mom wrapped around her little finger and she helps with solidifying court support. and erendis is jealous and sad and unwillingly reminded of the early days of her marriage when almarian wanted to Take Her Under Her Thoughtless Wing. ALSO: erendis drowning: creepy uinen/erendis underwater dreamscape, y/n

paging @vefanyar, resident erendis/almarian shipper! 

but yes ancalimë being in good with granny is an excellent hc aND erendis/uinen had to have happened?

like isn’t it canon that uinen has tentacle sex with every númenorean woman who tosses/is tossed into the sea?

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imindhowwelayinjune answered your question “how the fuck do people write kissing? ”

the slither goes in the tooth orifice, moan

totalobliteration answered your question “how the fuck do people write kissing? ”

lots of metaphors and ~feelings~ in between the lip bumping

fuckyeahmarshworth answered your question “how the fuck do people write kissing? ”

no

SOME of you are being more helpful than others!

ok so slither it is

[eudaemaniacal]

you will never finish revenge of the sith but it is good of you to try

highlights of the movie have included the cool bird lizard obi-wan rides, and also when i had to go get laundry out of the dryer

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are you guys watching this show i think it's a great choice especially for couples it binds you with hatred

I SHOULD AT SOME POINT but kat and i are trying to watch revenge of the sith which is taking us several hours and katharine came out of her room and just started

obi-wanning.

[sathinfection]

maeglin/tuor: night bus bro creampies merman ballsack

so LUCKILY I read the Chuck Tingle book about the vampire night bus so I’m ready to fulfill your pairing urges

warning for content below: it follows the prompt

I had a hard time assigning roles to people but then I remembered that Tuor’s a sailor and Maeglin’s like… well. 

“Last bus of the night,” said the handsome night bus bro. 

Tuor was a smalltown merMan, and this night bus looked like a real smooth big city type. But there was something about the night bus that Tuor couldnt resist. He leglessly shuffled inside. 

“Don’t see many blond merMen around anymore. I heard that Dor-lómin Shore got bought up and turned into condos. I’m Maeglin, by the way.” 

“Tuor.” 

“Want to talk about what happened, Tuor?” 

Tuor hadn’t expected to, but he ended up spilling his heart out to Maeglin. The bus was a great listener, probably because of his pointed ears. That was how Tuor ended up in the very back of the night bus, with Maeglin’s massive shaft slamming in and out of his rectum. 

After Tuor’s incredible prostate orgasm, Maeglin painted the merMan’s back with gallons of jizz. 

Then the night bus kicked Tuor off in the middle of the worst neighborhood for merMen in town: Morgoth Estates. Tuor knew he should’ve never trusted a handsome night bus bro!