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Beasterday (2014) A bad movie seen through several shades of light. At first glance its like a extra cheap Asylum style giant monster movie. Though it is filled with awkward sex jokes and a fair amount of boobs for such a backyard movie. This feels extra weird because it takes place in a cute small town with legit funny quirky local characters played by very non professional actors which feels like a Matt Farley movie yet as rude and dark humor or a Seaver or Sheets film (real backyard movie fans know what im talking about). Buuut I see its made by John Baccus who made several back yard urban horror movies and faux porn comedies with Misty Mundae, so that explains the humor but its much more quaint then that. With a hilarious stop motion monster bunny with a skull face terrorising a town and ruining relationship goals of the local dog catcher (thats the main plot points) . That M S paint cgi blood and violence that often annoys people seems ok in this movie that makes you realise a killer bunny seems right killing people like a cartoon. Dumber then it could be and funnier then it should be, buuut... im ok with that. It could leave you hopping mad though, im already crazy.
I believe I wrote about this movie before in my second book on bad movies called Badmovies and booze. If you want a free E copy of that book feel free to msg me,
Also you can watch Beasterday fornfree on tubi and even on youtube as they want you to see it for free.
Ok....I’m not one to kink shame or anything....but.....
WHY?
Dude is fucking wearing a pink onsie...thing. Like, the kind with the button up butt flap! And he’s...on a bed...oinking like a pig....while his wife dangles a strip of bacon from a fishing pole and he tries to catch it with his mouth....
I AM FUCKING SHAMING THIS FUCKING MOVIE FOR THIS.
Beasterday: Here comes Peter Cottonhell
Beasterday: Here comes Peter Cottonhell
2014 comedy Horror 1:27
Something is killing the residents of some town, and the hippie mayor must be some ancestor of the one in Jaws as they are greedy and this one selfish as well.
Now some girl just got evicted and calls home that she’s coming back for a bit. While there she gets a job as an animal catcher with some pervy creep that reminds me of Adam Driver.
That poster, Horrific right?…
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Final Thoughts: Beasterday
This is the STUPIDEST movie ever made and I am dumber for watching it.
10/10
Would recomend.
“Why dont you just go buy a gun and hug a tree, man!”
THIS IS THE BEST LINE EVER SAID!
“There’s a 50 foot killer bunny and its coming right this way!”
“You got a picture of it?”
“Well...no...”
“Funny how now that everyone has a cell phone bigfoot fucking disappears.”
There are no words for how amazing this movie is.
