#beastofifrit

[iremadelmao]

Suits and ties? Foreign Accents?

SUITS AND TIES ARE A MAJOR TURN ON

IT'S LIKE DAMN BOY, YOU LOOKING FINE. 

And depending on the accent, but in most cases yes. @v@ 

[masonjo]

the Dean

oh man

Jeff

that's it end of list

[owlapin]

okay but for the sake of my pride lets just pretend its been 9 years

ok

[owlapin]

YOU'VE BEEN ON TUMBLR FOR OVER NINE YEARS JESUS

NO IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE its been more like 9 months

[masonjo]

beastofifrit replied to your post: If you could write your ideal last episode of Community ever, what would it be and what definite plot points would you want ot include?

omg omg this is so fucking perfect jesus. THE LOST REFERENCES ;A;

brilliantfantasticgeronimo replied to your post: If you could write your ideal last episode of Community ever, what would it be and what definite plot points would you want ot include?

Jeff would reiterate his original I hereby pronounce you a community speech but with more flair. OH MYY GOOOOOOOODDD

I WROTE THIS AND I'M CRYING OVER IT THIS SHOW IS THE WORBEST.

[masonjo]

If you could write your ideal last episode of Community ever, what would it be and what definite plot points would you want ot include?

Oh god this has been in my ask for like three days because stressful question.

OKAY SO.

Opens with Dean making an emotional speech about people exceeding expectations and shit (referencing the Greendale Seven obvs) but bursting into tears, unable to finish and sobbing into Jeff's shoulder. Cue the rest of the seven biting back laughter and video taping it on their phone

Abed would continually make references to Lost and it's unhappy finale, along with aburpt cancellations and tons of shade throwing.

The Annie/Jeff tension would have been resolved already by Annie realizing that she's only in love with the idea of love. Britta/Troy would be resolved by Britta burping or some shit and Troy realizing he's not actual in puppy love with her. Neither ship would be completely sunk, there'd be googly eyes across the board for all of the seven and their various ships, but they'd be given no more hope than any other ship.

Troy would cry about butt stuff.

Annie would get to give the graduation speech but forego it and let Jeff have it.

Jeff would reiterate his original "I hereby pronounce you a community" speech but with more flair. 

No one tosses their mortar board in the air except Britta, at first. Then the rest of the seven do and there's hugging and shit.

They're all like, "I'll see you when I see you" and the viewer is like SHIT HTIS IS IT THE END NOOOO

Cut to Jeff walking into the staekhouse he mentioned having a reservation at. He's alone, seems almost sad.

Abed walks up, a la the pilot.

The pair sit at a table with Britta (A LA THE PILOT) and it seems as if it'll just be the three of them.

Jeff pulls Abed aside to thank him, call him the director of their adventures at greendale ('that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me')

The pair returns and the rest of the seven are there

Idk i'd be so hardcore in tears at this point I wouldn't know what else happened

but basically that (i stole ideas from kate's amazing tags found here)

[cowboyonceler-blog]

Guess I'll just cook ya a nice big meal instead, huh?~

...well, y'don't have to, but uh...

Iffin' y'want.

[cowboyonceler-blog]

Shame. Guess these ropes and cuffs will go to waste then. u_u

I, uh--

...

Uh--

...oh.