#beatht

[sehun-dbd]

@Beatht

Mhmm. But you are a pabo -Chuckles-

[sehun-dbd]

Sehun stared blankly at the card left to him on his pillow, shaking his head as he tried to contain his laugh.

Oh God I knew he was stupid but this is too much. Is he back to his old ways? I actually liked the cheesy love notes more than the perverted ones... Mhmm.

As he closed the card and wondered where the hell did he even get one he promised himself that that spare bone will be left untouched until Yifan becomes an adorable and sweet boyfriend again and stop teasing him so cruelly.

He pulled out a pen and scribled down;

And I love every bone in you but I love your heart more. Next time leave me a message from your heart and not from your dick.

Love you, Little pup.

[sehun-dbd]

yifan-dbd replied to your post: M...

I’m letting you kiss my neck this time and you won’t? *lets out a soft whine* Sehun, it hurts.

What doeth? Me rejecting your offer or your neck? -stands up behind you and rubs your neck- Let me give you a mathage? 

[sehun-dbd]

and I am yours.

-smiles and wraps his arms around you- all mine. Only mine. Mine mine mine. Idiot, thtupid, jealouth, mad, angry, aggrethive, deadly, cute, cheethy, weirdo, horny, meanie and everything elthe I might call you or think of you but you are mine and only mine and I love you. Idiot.

[sehun-dbd]

You are mine, awake and asleep.

-Nods- I know. I am yourth. Awake or athleep. Dead or alive. Nithe or mean. Drunk or thober. And you love me no matter what, right?

[sehun-dbd]

And I will eliminate all people with names that you mumble in your sleep that isn't your or my name.

Why would I call my name in a dream? You better not touch Luhan and Yeollie or Baekhyun. You know I get nightmareth, idiot. You're not the only one dying in my dreamth -pouts- will you really kill my friendth? I don't have many...Can you pleathe not hurt them? Pleathe?

[sehun-dbd]

Thank you for the candies. You are too cute.

Am. Not. Cute. -huffs and pokes your chest- I am manly. Admit it! 

[sehun-dbd]

Other times, I want to wake up so I can see you and kiss you.

One time, you kithed me in your thleep too. I think you were having a funny dream though becauthe your bottom part kept poking at me. I didn't have the heart to wake you up but it wath very hard to thleep whe you were munching on me and poking yourthelf at me..