#beatrix fyren

[aceduchessdragoness]

Amanda: You’ve heard of Netflix and chill, now get ready for IMAX and climax!

Joar: Blockbluster and cockthruster!

Beatrix: Hulu and woohoo!

Marrion: Amazon Prime and sexy time!

Nicholas: Church and praying for forgiveness.

[aceduchessdragoness]

Otp Questions made by @the-moon-dust-writings Amanda and Beatrix Version

1. Who laughs at their own joke and who deadpans at the joke?

They both do this. It sometimes becomes a game of who can make the worse joke.

2. If they had a secret handshake, how would it go?

*cough* it’s more like a dance *cough* Grab opposite hands, switch positions, Bea spins Amanda, then Amanda spins Bea then abruptly pulls her into a hug from behind and nuzzles into her neck.

3. It’s movie night, what movies are they gonna watch together?

It really depends on what the mood is?? Too many variables here. They mainly watch comedy movies, or something with action. They just like movies that they can poke fun at.

4. It’s time to name their pet they adopted together, who gets to name it? How do they come to this decision?

They really don’t care who names it, as long as it isn’t too cliche, like naming their pet Princess or something. They’ll just spitball names until one seems to stick.

5. Who would they love to go on a double date with?

Nicholas and Joar...I mean they already do, lol.

6. Who wakes the other up in the morning? How do they wake them up?

Beatrix has to wake up early for her job, and so does Amanda, but she likes to sleep in until the last second. So Bea wakes up and then usually lays on top of her gf and does annoying stuff to wake her up. (may or may not turn into a make out session)

7. How do they celebrate Halloween?

BUY ALL THE CANDY THEY WANT WITHOUT SHAME! That’s the only important part of Halloween for them.

8. Who is more likely to call their partner ‘dude’?

Amanda. It’s just a habit she had since childhood. Beatrix doesn’t use it often, only when she’s playing around.

9. During a thunderstorm how do they react? Is one scared? Do they both love it? Do they take pictures? ECT.

They’re not scared of storms, but if there’s lots of lightning, Beatrix likes to watch it from the window and might drag Amanda to at least sit with her. Besides that, it’s a normal day.

10. Who would looking lovingly at their partner and call them ‘idiot’?

BOTH. THEY’RE BOTH DORKS.

11. It’s time to get groceries, who likes to look at everything and who just wants to power through and get everything done so they can go back home?

They both don’t mind spending time in the store. But I also suppose they both might want to hurry up if there’s something they really want to go ahead and eat, or make ... They like food.

12. Who is more likely to make a mess in the kitchen?

Amanda. Beatrix works at a pub, she’s used to being efficient and clean.

13. Who likes to try to prank their partner?

Both. Amanda’s more about tricking her (like “Hey, did you hear such-and-such died? AAH JK!) while Bea’s more about using actual items (like an airhorn or something).

14. When scrolling on their phone, who is more likely to show their partner a cute picture/video of an animal?

Both. But Bea looks at animal stuff more than her gf.

15. Who causes the tomfoolery and who has to try and stop the tomfoolery?

Amanda does it and then pulls Bea into it as well. Her gf may oppose to it, but eventually joins, unless it’s way too inappropriate or something.

Hey @alice-leclair, do this for one of your OTPs!

Yo @nbmagicboi, do this for Theo and Asra!

Heya @ocwhatididthere, do this for one of your OTPs!

[aceduchessdragoness]

Marrion: I’m not crazy, Joar saw it too!

Joar: Yeah!

Beatrix: Joar’s young and impressionable.

Joar: Yeah!

Beatrix: Aw, hell, he’d eat a spoon full of dirt if you told him it tasted like chocolate.

Joar: That’s not true!

Beatrix: Really? That’s where you draw the line?

Joar: No, I mean it’s not true that dirt tastes like chocolate, right? Seriously, right?

[aceduchessdragoness]

Beatrix: Why are you wearing a mask?

Amanda: I might be sick right now, [leans in and kisses person a despite still wearing their mask] but ill never be sick of you. ;)

[later]

Beatrix: I had to stay for a week in bed after that.

[aceduchessdragoness]

Beatrix: There are 21 letters in the alphabet.

Amanda: What? There are 26.

Beatrix: Oh yeah! I forgot u, r, a, q, t! Silly me~

Amanda: [looks Beatrix in the eyes then holds her hands]

Beatrix:  … What did I do to deserve you?

[aceduchessdragoness]

Beatrix: Alcohol is poison.

Amanda: If it’s poison why do you drink it?

Beatrix: Because there are things inside of me I need to kill. [chugs absinthe]

[aceduchessdragoness]

Marrion: [holds carrot like a cigarette] I’m just...over it, you know? Beatrix: Just because the ice-cream machine at McDonalds is broken?

[aceduchessdragoness]

Beatrix: I like my men how I like my coffee.

Beatrix:

Beatrix: [sips vodka]