#joar

[schleichersohlen]

Da bekommt man endlich sein Zeugnis und das erste was man denkt ist erstmal amtlich beglaubigen lassen und mich für den nächsten Abschnitt bewerben

[homestardom]

hey do you like gay cockroaches well ive got just the art for you

closeups under the cut cuz my handwriting is so buns

[berylliumsims]

Siv traveled from the forest district to comfort her daughter. The first day of winter Tola sold chickens to Joar (and eggs to Gerd Sydport). I think she will do fine.

[aceduchessdragoness]

Joar: Anyone else angry and gay on this Wednesday night?

Marrion: I’m bi and annoyed, is that close enough?

[aceduchessdragoness]

Amanda: You’ve heard of Netflix and chill, now get ready for IMAX and climax!

Joar: Blockbluster and cockthruster!

Beatrix: Hulu and woohoo!

Marrion: Amazon Prime and sexy time!

Nicholas: Church and praying for forgiveness.

[aceduchessdragoness]

Marrion: I’m not crazy, Joar saw it too!

Joar: Yeah!

Beatrix: Joar’s young and impressionable.

Joar: Yeah!

Beatrix: Aw, hell, he’d eat a spoon full of dirt if you told him it tasted like chocolate.

Joar: That’s not true!

Beatrix: Really? That’s where you draw the line?

Joar: No, I mean it’s not true that dirt tastes like chocolate, right? Seriously, right?

[aceduchessdragoness]

Joar: Well, fortunately, the knife missed your femoral artery. Nicholas: That's good. Joar: No, dear, you had a knife inside of you. That's the opposite of good.

[aceduchessdragoness]

Samael: So now we’re forced to work together. How ironic. Nicholas: No, that’s not ironic. Ironic would be if we had to work together to hurt each other. Marrion: No. Ironic would be instead of that guy kidnapping Mezla, Mezla kidnapped him! Amanda: I think it would be ironic if we didn’t shoot magic blasts, but instead squirted a healing salve. Joar: I think it would be ironic if everyone was made out of iron.