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Amanda: For the next 72 hours we’re going to live off whatever nature sends our way!

Amanda: See that stream? That’s our drinking water. See those berries? That’s our breakfast.

Beatrix: See that skeleton? That’s our future.

Amanda: I've never danced with a bird before.

Mezla: Well I've never danced with an idiot before so I guess we're even.

Beatrix: There are 21 letters in the alphabet.

Amanda: What? There are 26.

Beatrix: Oh yeah! I forgot u, r, a, q, t! Silly me~

Amanda: [looks Beatrix in the eyes then holds her hands]

Beatrix: … What did I do to deserve you?

Beatrix: Alcohol is poison.

Amanda: If it’s poison why do you drink it?

Beatrix: Because there are things inside of me I need to kill. [chugs absinthe]

Amanda: The only thing I break are people’s hearts. Mezla: Damn. The only thing I break are my bones.

[Amanda, talking about a previous mission]

Amanda: Private Mickey was the first to go. He was halfway across the base when all of a sudden he just started screaming bloody murder...

[Back then...]

Pvt Mickey: BLOODY MURDER! BLOODY MURDER!

[Amanda on a mission]

Amanda: I’ll let you in on a lil’ secret: I actually got a girl back home.

Comrade 1: Oh yeah? Girlfriend or wife?

Amanda: Nah, she’s just my girlfriend. We were gonna get married, but I got shipped out, and you know how it works.

Comrade 1: Oh, well are you going to marry her when you get back?

Comrade 2: I’m not gonna get married. My dad always said “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free”.

Amanda: *pissed* ... Hey rookie ... Did you just call my girlfriend a cow?

Comrade 1: No I think he called her a slut!

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