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Falcon: Beaumort What exactly are you doing?

Beaumort: Don't judge me, Falcon, I'm playing animal crossing

Sparrowson: That game always weirded me out, the way they portray the animals

Beaumort: They're just cute little animals Sparrowson! You know what's unnerving? Your man hands.

Sparowson: Same goes to you madame

Beaumort: My hands are dainty and awkwardly hairless, you have the hands of a 30-year-old beggar!

Beaumort: "Ah, dumpster writing, the voice of the people"

Falcon, Sparrowson, Beaumort, and Cocorico all end up sharing a place of residence post-game.

They affectionately refer to it as the "Palais de Justice", “Court”, or “House of Law”.

Beaumort: What is this a trial? Wheres falcon? am I about to be cross-examined?

Sparrowson: I could do that

Beaumort: *laughs*

Beaumort: I'm always in contempt of court I fucking hate it here

Beaumort is a wimbo

Beaumort Can’t Fucking Read

She never learned to write either

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