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Cocorico: I... cheated on the bar exam

Cocorico: the other guy had all the wrong answers so i didn't put them down, but i still cheated

Cocorico: it's just nice to make sure other people are wrong sometimes

#aviary attorney #mod beaumort #cocorico #incorrect quotes #thanks cocorico

Cocorico would have been an honors student

#collage au?#cocorico #bad headcanons #Mod Beaumort #and an over achiever #I mean this is basically cannon anyways right?#someone indulge me in a collage au please #aviary attorney #aviary attorney cocorico

Todays post is just a reminder that Cocorico carries a riding crop.

#aviary attorney #cocorico #mod beaumort #this haunts me #what does he use it for?#he doesn't ride horses #the implication that anyone rides a horse is a little weird tbh #is it kinky shit?

Cocorico is a no-nonsense bird of justice

#not a head cannon just a fact #check the wiki #Aviary Attorney #Bad Headcanons #cocorico #Mod Beaumort

Beaumort: What is this a trial? Wheres falcon? am I about to be cross-examined?

Sparrowson: I could do that

Beaumort: *laughs*

#Aviary Attorney #Mod Beaumort #Sparrowson #beaumort #incorrect quotes #That's it folks #that's the post #go home we're done here

Falcon: Beaumort What exactly are you doing?

Beaumort: Don't judge me, Falcon, I'm playing animal crossing

Sparrowson: That game always weirded me out, the way they portray the animals

Beaumort: They're just cute little animals Sparrowson! You know what's unnerving? Your man hands.

Sparowson: Same goes to you madame

Beaumort: My hands are dainty and awkwardly hairless, you have the hands of a 30-year-old beggar!

#fuck hands mcmike (aka sparrowson)#Aviary Attorney #Mod Beaumort #Sparrowson #falcon #beaumort

The French revolution is happening and you're not writing crack fan fiction?

#Aviary Attorney #Mod Beaumort #I feel like this is a falcon thing #shitpost

Beaumort Can’t Fucking Read

She never learned to write either

#Aviary Attorney #Mod Beaumort #Bad Headcanons #beaumort #it's because he dad is dead #thanks cocorico #it's bully beaumort day

Beaumort is a wimbo

#aviary attorney #bad headcannons #beaumort #mod sparrowson

Sparrowson: I'll see you in court. Tennis court.

#Aviary Attorney #Mod Beaumort #Sparrowson #incorrect quotes #This was something that was said #it just had big sparrowson energy okay #smash tennis is fun

Falcon: Monsieur, if we do not complete this task correctly you can double Sparrowsons debt!

#Aviary Attorney #incorrect quotes #Sparrowson #falcon #mod beaumort

Beaumort: I'm always in contempt of court I fucking hate it here

#Mod Beaumort #Aviary Attorney #beaumort #incorrect quotes #Listen idk if we stole this from someone but i can't find it #so I'm sorry

Falcon: You know Cocorico, sometimes I wonder what's going through your mind

Cocorico: Nothing you should be concerned with Jayjay

Cocoricos mind: *screaming*

#Aviary Attorney #Bad Headcanons #Mod Beaumort #aviary attorney cocorico #cocorico #falcon #incorrect quotes

Falcon: In Paris France I was born and raised at the courthouse is where i spent most of my days

#mod falcon #aviary attorney #incorrect quotes #falcon

Sparrowson isn’t just a stress eater, he’s also a panic buyer.

#Aviary Attorney #Mod Beaumort #Bad Headcanons #Sparrowson

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@incorrect-aviary-attorney-quotes so, Doofenshmirtz Cocorico… Somehow you found something more cursed then my anime ‘nya’ and I love your that

#you killed us #really beaumort is literally crying next to me #i love you so much #mod sparrowson

Sparrowson: Séverin stop throwing shade

Cocorico: "what is a shade and why are you throwing it in the house"

#Aviary Attorney #incorrect quotes #cocorico #Sparrowson #mod beaumort

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