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❝ Oh don’t get me started… ❞ The archer mused as he pressed his fingers to his chin in thought. ❝ I might add that some of the worst I’ve heard was from my time in the army… So many soldiers recollecting on how having children will save their relationship or how they don’t want to try anymore since falling out of love and being away for so long or to just leave the past behind you… ❞ Leon closed his eyes before pursing his lips.
❝ Ah, but what do a couple of lovesick soldiers know about romance anyhow? What is the occasion, Alm? Have you fallen for someone at last? ❞
“...” The answer leaves him reeling, if anything. Of all the things he had expected to hear, it had been something silly, like anything that came out of Gray’s mouth. Just a topic opener, really. And yet... “That’s... pretty bad. The bad kind of bad, you know? It’s not even funny, it’s just sad.”
But of course the guy has to then turn this around on him. Oh. Well. Funny, that. “Uh. I mean, I’ve kind of been in love for a while, maybe? I just wanted to hear if you had heard something ridiculous — like ‘throw flowers at them until they like you’ or something. ... You know?”
Maybe he should have started with a normal topic, or at least asked for one that’s funny. Anyway! “I mean, if I wanted love advice from you, I wouldn’t have asked you for the worst you had heard—! Hahaha... don’t worry about it.”










