#because communism

[fleurdulys]

romanian professional restaurant reviewers be like ‘the garden was filled with flowers, there was smell of acacia in the air and the waiter had a smile that could melt rocks, the name of the restaurant reminds me of a time when me and my grandma used to cross-stich together...’ for fuck’s sake shut the hell up and tell me how is the food

[captainfaygeleh]

y’all i just remembered that my dream last night was a GODDAMN BLACK SAILS/THE TERROR CROSSOVER because my brain squashed all sea captain people together and it was simultaneously silver & flint in the arctic and crozier & fitzjames in nassau

and the only specific thing I remember is that crozier invented communism???

[dreadpiratemegatron]

real talk tho red detachment of women is legit the best ballet i’ve ever seen

[dreadpiratemegatron]

so i’m reading a book for class about the cultural revolution and

“Premier Zhou Enlai had to draw upon his full diplomatic skills in order to prevent red traffic lights from becoming a revolutionary signal to “go” instead of stop.”

I..... w   h   a   t

[theabyssmeowsback]

me: i don't know what my kids would call me being nonbinary though, mom and dad don't fit and parent sounds too formal.

friend: what about comrade

me: i don't know, it might attract suspicion. i guess you could say it would raise a lot of RED FLAGS?

[sugarchains]

am i about to buy a watch with the sickle and the hammer on it

yes

yes i am

[kyriarchy]

i turn red when i'm angry :V