help, it's again

queer. 30s. jewish

[cuntylestat]

this is my cocomelon

[lieutenantpepper]

my favorite thing paul does in interviews is when he mentions a beatles song and then starts singing it to make sure people know it, like he'll say "we were performing she loves you, you know 'she loves you yeah yeah yeah...'" like you literally don't have to do that. everyone knows that song. you are paul mccartney

[lennonmccartneyofficial]

My personal favorite is when he goes to tell and a story and he prefaces it with "you know, john and I- john lennon and I-" like yeah no we know that. we know who john is. you are the beatles

[captainfaygeleh]

I have to go on a work trip but when I return lestat will be on my screen again 💕

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[loustatified]

Oh my god

[jessebloom]

never stop following your dreams <3

[sillystigmata]

I’m going to go insane.

[sillystigmata]

HELP

[voynichs]

obsessed with the fact that the welcome to night vale guy thinks he invented "welcome to [blank]" and gets really indignant and thinks other people who use that phrase ripped him off. its amazing. its a level of confident i aspire to be.

[shrike-dyke]

another one... david lynch you're a dead man

[brujxrio]

Cards for sorrow, cards for pain

[hollowwaveremnant]

OMG - FROM THE WIDER SCREEN YOUTUBE VIDEO

[endiness]

amc iwtv // the vampire lestat // your biggest fan

[andthepeople]

grace and rocky on the journey to erid having a (marital) spat and grace gets a roll of painters tape and tapes over the floor like newt and hermann in pacific rim and says that's your side of the mary this is my side of the mary. and rocky (trying to start shit) is like well grace didn't tape over the ceiling so if you look at it from rocky perspective i can just go on wall and up and here and whole ship is rocky side of ship. so grace is like oh you think you're so smart huh?? watch this. and tapes a circle around rocky but then rocky JUMPS the ball like flipping a skateboard (radical!!) and grace is like OH SO THAT'S HOW IT IS!!!!! and builds an elaborate tape polyhedron to contain him but rocky "accidentally" knocks it over (rocky didn't touch, statement. grace bad at make model. model fall over. very flimsy. embarrassing). so grace just tapes all over the xenonite ball until rocky is a ball of tape. and rocky (muffled behind tape) is like grace know rocky can still see, right?? tape does nothing. so then grace gets the heavy duty duct tape and tapes his whole ball to the floor (forgetting rocky is 400 pounds) and then rocky rips himself up immediately and goes careening around the ship but he took a whole floor panel with him and now he's picking up socks and pencils and dust and saying disgust. disgust. disgust. and basically grace created an enormous lint roller slash torture chamber. no one wins

[eosphoroz]

Not the Spongebob tieeee 😂 I'm dying

[louisegluckpdf]

i think every publisher should have to institute a ban on books that fail what i’m calling the “little life” and “what else?” tests

[louisegluckpdf]

for reference.

[conquered-gnomes]

I need everyone who’s been simultaneously posting about Project Hail Mary and Iron Lung to go listen to Wolf359. If your current special interest is men being sent to die in space you are gonna LOVE Doug Eiffel

[eosphoroz]

We love you, Assad 🤣

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