#because delicious

[thetaoofbetty]

the neighbor who gives me random tiny pepper sprays and self defense keychains (one is a cat where the ears are a weapon, and yes, i named it the pussy punch) is in a passive aggressive standoff with the other neighbor who is extremely religious but always brings me tamales during christmas over whose son is more annoying and i am riveted

[sparrow-crossing]

*pours vanilla vodka into Coke*

*orders business cards*

*watches Critical Role*

Productive!

[roro-robot]

Procrastination on report cards...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

In other news, I haven’t run in a week. and I desperately need to get back to my 4 times a week run! 

[ever-hungry-aria]

Christmas dinner is over now, my mom made everything vegan, I'm so damn full, it's 7:11pm, fuck yeah.

[scribetiloa]

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[goldfinche]

i am having a root beer float even though it's freezing

because for the first time like a million years we have both french vanilla ice cream and root beer in the house

and i am not wasting this opportunity goddamnit