#because he does.

[crushedbyatree]

[nayruwu]

at this point it doesn't even matter what you call these guys. is it mikaela? is it yuu? no worries! you're right either way.

[slowspinningredemption]

love how in most Shades of Magic AU fic I’ve seen around, my own included, we’ve all collectively decided that Beloc fucking lives.

[exclusionistgodzilla]

“He will never be satisfied”

damn, did you read the letters too?

[theholyfonz]

i think vwe all knowv that the reason eridan is so cruel to his ovwn kin is because he cant reconcile the fact that im not only univwersely knowvn as the hot, funny, ridiculously athletic one. but also because last year at thanksgivwing me and a fewv cousins held him dovwn and vwrote “I HATE GOD” across his face vwith a sharpie so evwerybody vwould knowv howv he really feels on the subject.

[apophatic]

I think we all remember where we were when Country Grammar dropped.

in the worst restaurant on the planet