#this is insane

[m4yjailr]

[wildnickk]

[sioltach]

"The Protector", a mother centipede pendant designed and glass blown by Jessica Tsai

[hollandery]

it still blows my mind how NONE OF THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. this was a little canadian production that was going to air on a canadian streaming service and it was MAYBE going to be seen by a few more people outside of canada and MAYBE achieve cult status eventually and these two young guys who were waiting tables this time last year were just happy to be there finally doing creative work that's fulfilling for them and they created a beautiful friendship out of working together and MAYBE they would get a couple hundred thousand new followers out of it to help out their careers and everyone hoped that MAYBE they would get picked up for another season and get to do it again...

now it's the biggest show in the world without even being officially released worldwide and everyone and their mother is talking about it and obsessing over it and analyzing every little detail rewatching it again and again and it became the highest rated show of 2025 and they're playing it at clubs and in gay bars and closeted athletes are sharing their stories with the cast and actual hockey broadcasters are mentioning it podcasters are reacting to it and it's getting awards recognition and these two young actors have charmed the living daylights out of everyone and they got to over a million followers by the time the finale was released and they're doing appearances and interviews and photoshoots and yet it's never enough people want to see them everywhere all the time and they're screaming at them on the street and on tv and THEY WERE WAITING TABLES EIGHT MONTHS AGO

[girlsjustwannahaveadegree]

Which could mean nothing.

[verytyphoonfun]

Clark is a Kryptonian, so his stamina is higher. He’s always outlasted his sexual partners; they just can’t keep up with his boundless energy and nonexistent refractory period. Lana couldn’t go more than three rounds. Lois put up a valiant effort at four.

But somehow, despite being fully human, you can match Clark. You’ge had the same problem as Clark , outlasting partners. But it’s not because you’re some metahuman, you’re just borderline a nymphomaniac.

The apartment is clean and orderly. Innocent until you open the utensils drawer in the kitchen and see the condoms and wipes stash. Or find the same items in the couch cushions. And tucked under the fake fruit in the bowl on the dining room. You and Clark are so needy all the time you end up making sure there’s always supplies to wipe up the copious amounts of cum and slick and sweat.

Most mornings you and Clark go a round or two, once in bed and another in the shower. If he can, he comes home and you have another quickie during your lunch hours. And when you have a free night? Sex can go for hours and hours and hours. Clark once got 8 orgasms out of you one night. You were so incoherent Clark was scared he’d broke you. But the next morning you were still pawing at his waistband, wanting more.

It helps that sex with Clark was mindblowing, every single time. It was as if you were made to fit snugly around his cock, each vein rubbing perfectly against the sensitive walls of your pussy. Clark knew exactly how much pressure to put on your throat to get your eyes to roll back yet not hurt you. You knew just how to fondle that little ridge on his cock with your tongue to get Clark to moan your name.

There was no moment where you didn’t feel whole when you were sat on his cock, full and pretty.

[cuti3-81]

shawn hatosy choke me please