#because humans

[messedupessy]

WHAT A HUMAN?! (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

So in Skeleton Squatters and the Landlady by @tyranttortoise, the Land lady ​ has a friend called Brian, and this is how I imagine him <: because for some reason I really like him even though I did not like how he didn't tell LL in ch 24 about something pretty important, but hopefully he can redeem himself somehow later on, because that was kinda shitty

anyhow, wish I had time to colour this as you can't really tell exactly how I see him with just the sketch, but I see him with very dark skin, with some moles here and there, blackish brownish eyes, his hair is curly black dreads with a bit of it tied up, a nose ring piercing because he looks good with it, and a short beard and moustache <: for some reason he gives me some sort of hipster style vibe, think it's because of the tied up part of his hair or something, or maybe it is because he ended up looking allot like that Dream Daddy guy, Mat the hipster coffee guy! 

[orboffire-blog]

“I don’t understand.” Humans weren’t a people she was very familiar with. The first human to touch her had been Peter Quill, and he wasn’t even entirely human. But the way she looked from his shoulder and back to him, she wasn’t about to voice her question. Why remove a perfectly good arm. So instead she looked at his nails and picked up his hand, “These decorations...is this cultural?” They were pink. 

@forgedasset || sc.

[bapydemonprincess]

People: YOOO SEQUEL TO THE THING, THAT MEANS NEW THINGS!!!

Also people when it comes out: WAAA WHY ISN'T IT EXACTLY LIKE THE OLD THING I DON'T WANT NEW THINGS!!!

[fightmeassholes]

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE A HUMAN'S ABILITY TO RUIN THEMSELVES FOR FUN.

[butttford]

Lol askjeeves its one of the those things I forgot about until just now.

[ramabear]

god i cant wait to share this oh my god

six year old dave learning swear words from eridan i ju  st 

he goes home and hisses “fuck” under his breath and his father just looks at his aunt and is like ?? ?? ? 

and shes like “it was the troll. she told him it was ok. now he does it oh my god i cant get him to stop”

daves like “u cant scold me for using a swear, my future wife says its okay to use them” 

eridan u r a T e r rr ible

influence

terRRIBLE

he does it all on purpose

[somefxckingnerd]

Tomorrow I Go To The Doctor To (Hopefully) Get Referred To The Gender Clinic Here, Fingers Crossed It Goes Well ‘cause I Don’t Really Know What To Expect, But I’ll Let You Guys Know What Goes Down

[spitfirechicken]

kiss

6) Kiss on the cheeks

I feel a human close...