Summary: crack smut, more for me to lmao than for you. Rated: TT for The Thing A/N: Crack away Beca threw Chloe against the wall. “Whoa there Becs, pretty anxious to do the thing huh?” Chloe said. “Chloe, just shut your piehole when I do the thing with you, capiche?” Chloe needed to hear no more and shut her piehole as Beca started to do the thing with her. “Oh wow, Chlo, your thing is so wet, I can’t…” “What do you mean you can’t??” Chloe said in full surprise. Beca was well known to do the thing properly, dafuq was she talking about not canning? “Ugh Chloe, I meant, I can’t with how slimy your thing is, that’s what I meant, you dork”. “Oh, ok.” Beca now had Chloe pinned to the bed and started to tie her up. “Chloe, I’m gonna do the thing differently with you, ke, cuz I lurbe you 5”. “Daw, Becs, that’s the sweetest thing ever.” Chloe let out a pterodactyl screech. Chloe was now tied up and both of them were in their birthday suit as Beca moved towards the redhead. “Chloe, Imma make yu scream, gurl.” Beca brought out her magical digits and started to do the thing in Chloe’s thing. “Oh Becs, the thing is so.. so… asdfgghjkl.” Chloe said. “Don’t worry baby, it will get even better. I promise.” As Beca thrusted her digits in and out of Chloe’s milky thing, she simoultaneously started to thing her bundle of nerves. “Oh wowza, Beca, YOU ARE GOOD AT THE THING.” Chloe breathed out. The fact that she could not move her hands, made her thinga m’thing throb even more. “Beca don’t stop the thing.” Chloe said. “Bitch pls, you don’t get to call the shots here.” Beca quickly withdrew her magic fingertips from Chloe’s thing and Chloe let out a dying whale noise. The next thing Chloe knew, Beca crawled on the bed and started to place her thing on Chloe’s thing. Chloe let out a gay gasp and Beca started to do the thing hardcore to Chloe. “Oh, Beca, the thing…” Chloe breathed out. “Chloe, I know…” Beca said. The thing was getting way outta hand and the bed started to move with their thingy thing pace as well. “OHM’ERGERD BECA, IMMA CUMMY THING” “CHLOE…EE…. ERMEGERD ERM GERNE CERM ASDFGHJKLASKJLDKFJS; LFKJ;LDJFLJ” As they finished the thing, the whole bed was covered in clitty litter. “Wowza Bec, you’re really a master at the thing yo” Chloe said out of breathe. Beca unbound Chloe’s hands and lay beside her. “I lurve you, betch.” Beca gave a butterlfy kiss on Chloe’s potato-shaped nose.” “I love you 5”